This was a lot of fun, but this last one has taken me forever, so it will be a while till my next casting call. Please, send me your comments or ideas for new candidates.
Krista Santoro as Black Canary ( Dinah Lance )
This is a no - brainer. Krista is hot, she´s blonde and the first thing I thought when I saw the pictures of her in fishnets was : Black Canary. No, really. She looks perfect for the role of kick - ass martial arts specialist and JLA chairwoman Dinah Lance.
What a great ass in the shot above and it even looks like she´s screaming. And you know that Black Canary is a screamer and not a moaner. I guess that´s what Ollie really means when talking about her " canary cry ".
Black Canary has always been " whack - off material " for the readers, why else have her dress look like a hooker outfit ? I mean the new costume doesn´t have the complete prostitute look that her Silver Age dress had but they kept the fishnets. In Germany she was even translated as BLITZSCHWALBE which sounds almost like BORDSTEINSCHWALBE which is german slang for a hooker.
Linda ONeal as Zatanna
Linda is another one of my favorite swimsuit models and I have been thinking about casting her as Zatanna ever since I saw the first picture of her with the highhat.
She has played small roles in sitcoms like UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER but I you really want to see her at her hottest watch her IRONMAN SWIMSUIT SPECTACULAR clips or one of the various Playboy movies in which she appeared. I´m not sure if she ever was a playmate but she was in a lot of their movies. Her best one is the on as a saleswoman on the bike ( clip below ).
as short clips clip 1 / clip 2 / clip 3 / clip 4
Playboy: Gen-X Girls ( 1998 ) - 698 MB
Erika Eleniak as Hawkgirl ( Kendra Saunders / Shiera Hall )
One of the best movie stripteases of all times is Erika Eleniak´s strip from UNDER SIEGE. Since it´s a personal favorite of mine I just had to put her on my list.
And which better role than the pretty bird who gets all the boys worked up ? Erika Eleniak was on Baywatch and in Playboy but sadly her boobs grew to enourmous dimensions - after she had been in Playboy. Erika´s not the superstar she deserves to be mainly because of bad timing and not making the right movies. Too often has the blonde with the big zeppelins played the part of shy girl instead of asskicker.
I mean no matter what clothes she wears you immediatelly spot her huge knockers and no matter how timid she plays you know in the real world guys would be taking turns at banging her. With such a set of marracas no real man would ignore her pornstar body´s destiny : to bring men pleasure. If Erika had done one movie where she flaunts her big tits in some steaming sex scenes but also shows her great acting skills she would be one of the greats. She never had her BASIC INSTINCT or STRIPTEASE.
Mary Alejo as Vixen ( Mari McCabe )
Okay, this may be cheating a bit since she is a filipina but Mary as Mari ? They even have the same name. Seeing her you can´t help getting a raging woody and I even found a picture with her in almost the exact same pose as Vixen.
Damn, these filipinas and asians will one day dominate the world of porn. Again and again, these vivacious dark skinned hotties have proven that their bodies are just as much, if not more than, ripe for the picking for a high class sextape. Just look at Mary Alejo. This smoking sexy model was born and raised in the Philippines but has lived in Florida for the last three years. And aside from posing teasingly and very naked in different men’s magazines, she is also a make - up artist and a fitness trainer. Well, I wouldn’t mind getting trained by this hot chick. Just as long as she keeps coming to the gym donning nothing but a string and a sports bra, I’m all good.
However when I look at her, I wonder if they have sports bras in her size. I mean, those big hooters of hers might just pop out after one exercise. Although that would be the only way I would be cumming to the gym.
Janet Jackson as Green Lantern ( Soranik Natu )
As I have already cast Halle Berry, Beyonce and Mary Alejo I just have to include the best body in showbiz, Janet Jackson in this version. And what better role than that of the newest and hottest corpse body, clevage lantern Soranik Natu ?
This is my " anything goes " cast so Janet will have to be in a scene where she´s totally naked, maybe with a bit of make up like X - Men´s Rebecca Romijn - Stamos as Mystique. Or at least she´s not wearing more than a bikini made out of shoelaces. Although Janet still has it ( man, remember her incredible butt at American Idol ? ) I would take her from when she shot the GOTTA GETCHA clip. Although she looks good whenever she´s on stage like when she had the wardrobe malfunction while performing ALL NIGHT ( DON´T STIOP ) on the Jay Leno show.
Man, she almost lost her pants and you really got an eyeful of her spectacular ass. You could even see her asscrack which was a premiere. Janet on late night shows and GOTTA GETCHA clips
Nowadays every girl is showing some huge butt cleavage except Janet. which is a total bummer because she has the best booty ever. But she would have to do a scene with butt cleavage in my movie.
Jackie Gayda as Huntress ( Helena Bertinelli )
I have to say I don´t know much about Jackie Gayda although I´m a wrestling fan. But here in Germany they don´t show much of the female wrestler so she owes her role to her outstanding bikini photos.
Candice Michelle as Catwoman ( Selina Kyle )
Candice on the other hand is a wrestling diva about whom I know more. I mean she´s the worldfamous Go Daddy girl. She´s done erotic movies, she´s a tough fighter and men around her start drooling. And she even once wore a Catwoman costume for Halloween. Although I have to say I would prefer if she wore the Catwoman costume from the Halle Berry movie.
Darlene Silva as Dawn ( later Manitou Dawn )
Okay, it´s a bit of a stretch, but tell me you wouldn´t put Darlene in the movie. Dawn has men falling all over her and even one of the elders used her for his perverse urges.
With the right costume and a bit of make up it could work. In her first interaction with the JLA, Dawn offered herself sexually to Superman and he was possibly one of the few guys on the planet who would have said no to her. I mean could you if she looks like Darlen in see picture above ?
Unknown girl as Wonder Girl ( Cassie Sandsmark )
I have no idea who she is but she got the 3 things needed to get the role. She´s blonde. She looks like Wonder Girl just stepped out of the pages of the comic. The body, the attitude, the eyes - even the make up looks like the picture.
And she has really big boobies. Damn, that´s some primo motorboating material right there ! I know that Wonger Girl´s not officially in the league but I just have to include some scene with this cum drainer. Maybe a wet - t shirt workout or a shower scene with Batgirl and Supergirl. Or even a steamy sex scene with Connor where she uses her lasso on him. But she´s definitely in my movie.
Miko Lee as Batgirl ( Cassandra Cain )
If you have read the Hollywood edition you might have guessed that I´m not that big a fan of the ninja Batgirl. But I just had to include her in my list so I could cast asian rubbergirl and human vacuum cleaner Miko Lee.
If Cassandra Cain had her figure I bet her father did not only give her extensive training lessons in the art of killing. Miko is one of the few girls where I can believe she can suck a golfball through a garden hose. Heck, this nymphomanic suckcubus can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.
I don´t know what it is that lets asian girls get your dick extrahard but Miko got it in spades. Not only does she swallow the biggest schlongs like you wouldn´t believe, she also seems to be made out of rubber. This human blow up doll gets impaled by giant boner that don´t seem to fit into such a small girl. But Miko just mounts them for a hot rodeo that drains all of their juices.
Jenny Poussin as Supergirl ( Kara Zor - El )
Now the new Supergirl is more of a Slackergirl but since she´s thinner than Ally McBeal I was looking for someone who was also slim.
If I was casting the original Steel Maiden, pre - crisis Kara Zor - El I could be looking for any hot blonde girl with a big rack. But for the new version that was not an option. So, slim, fit even and with nice bongos : enter Jenny Poussin. Like the unknown Wonder Girl she looks surprisingly like her comic counterpart ( maybe she was the model for Michael Turner ) and who wouldn´t like to fondle her funbags ? I think I have to get my sample of red kryptonite which turns all kryptonian females into total nymphos. I swear it was around here somewhere.
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click here for sexbomb Darlene Silva in a sling bikini, in a pink bikini, getting all wet, spreading them and exposing her nipples
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Newest clip : Janet Jackson at the season finale of American Idol performing Again, Nothing and Nasty.
Janet Jackson´s performance on American Idol 833 MB in 9 parts ( no password needed ) 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9
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The pictures below - of Kim Possible impaled by Shego and doubleteaming a schlong - are courtesy of erotic artist extraordinaire Julius Zimmerman. You can find all his uncensored pics in the Zimmerman picture archive
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