MariahCareyboobs: The Justice League movie - Hollywood edition

Since I have already explained the rules and everything in the first part of the Hollywood edition of casting a Justice League movie we can get right on to the hot actresses I picked for the rest of the team.

Monica Bellucci as Wonder Woman ( Diana Prince )

A woman with steel in her eyes, the beauty of Aphrodite and the ability to turn all men into babbeling, drooling idiots. Yep, it´s a description of Wonder Woman but it also sounds pretty much like Monica Bellucci.

Monica can fill out the Wonder corsage quite well, and I wanted to cast her in a movie where she doesn´t get degraded, abused, forced into prostitution or raped like in most of her films. Shheeesh, what´s wrong with the movie industry ?

Wonder Woman was in quite a few versions of the Justice League so I could as well have put her in the first part. I think I´m going to do that in the special SUBZERO edition. But for now she´s here with the more current members.

Jeri Ryan as Black Canary ( Dinah Lance )

Originally from Earth 2 ( into which I won´t go in detail because like Power Girl´s backstory it´s just too complicated ) the blonde bombshell with the shattering voice is my chance to bring one of my favorite tv sci fi sexbombs into the fold.

Jeri Ryan played the DD drone of Borg " Sex with Nine " ( how I call her ) on STAR TREK - VOYAGER and was one of three reasons to watch the show. And I´m not talking about her awesome twin torpedoes and the holographic Doc. I´m also putting the hot half - klingon chick on the list. But to tell the truth for me it was mostly hot Jeri and her big borg boobies that I could even suffer the show. Originally I had cast her as Supergirl ( well, the 70s version with the shirt and the hot pants ) but I think she´s more fitting as Black Canary. We just have to get her to open the zipper like the shirt in her picture.

In any case I have to include the only reason people want to get assimilated - although in this case I´d rather be tittilated, if you catch my drift. I think Harry Kim is probably one of the few males in creation who was afraid to get it on with her. Most others - myself included - would love to have a borgasm with a sex machine that´s built like Jeri. And as a cyborg she can take a great deal of punishment and has a lot of endurance. So you don´t have to be gentle and you get a lot of mileage out of this amazon.

Ninel Conde as Zatanna

One of the favorites of male comic readers and female alike - at least judging by the number of hot bodacious cosplayers who dress up as her - this part is played by the actress from Mexico with the impressive 40C rack.

She could also pull off Wonder Woman or Catwoman ( especially when she pulls the zipper open ) but she also got the radiant smile and breathtaking cleavage for the Magic Maid. I mean who could pay attention to anything she does on stage while transfixed by her mesmerising orbs ? I´m feeling my wand getting bigger right now.

Jolene Blalock as Hawkgirl ( Kendra Saunders / Shiera Hall )

Don´t even ask about Hawkgirl´s origin, as even well - versed comic afficionados get confused by this. Let´s just say I chose Jolene Blalock for the role after once again watching a few clips of her on ENTERPRISE.

Yes, this list is a bit STAR TREK - heavy but I don´t watch that many tv shows. That has such hot centerfolds in the cast at least. On Enterprise she played the vulcan nympho sexbomb T´Pol ( I think the " T " stands for tits ) who banged Captain Tucker´s warp injector into submission after mul - t´pol orgasms. Which isn´t surprising if you ask yourself which word that begins with f rhymes with his last name ? The most frequented woman on ship by the male crew members ( and I mean their members ) during Pon Farr you can see after a few clips that she´s the spitting image of Hawkgirl even down to the haircut.

Since she´s one of my favorites she gets cast as the pretty bird who got elected for " target practice " endurance sessions by Red Arrow. I bet he showed her his special " deep penetration arrow ".

Beyonce as Vixen ( Mari McCabe )

Since Ed Benes obviously based her on Halle Berry you might think it obvious that I would do the same. But they do that with a lot of female black characters in comics and I don´t want to cast Halle in 5 different roles.

And I don´t use the term " black " to provoke. It´s just that " afro - american " sounds more like some pc nonsense to make it sound not as offensive while people have the same stereotypes in mind. And technical speaking Mari would be an " afro - african " since she was born in Afrika where there are also white people. And she doesn´t even wear an afro.

So, for playing the afro - african - american Justice Leaguer who is also a model I went with somebody who is hot, has starred in a few movies and is no stranger to the world of fashion. She even designs her own clothes. So the bootylicious Beyonce plays Vixen, and boy she does bring out the animal in men.

By the way, Vixen is not really a good name for a woman in Germany as it sounds like the german word for spanking the monkey....to keep the animal terminology.

As I´m adding new clips to these posts here´s a new one of Beyonce on a french tv show ( le grand journal ) with a big cleavage. Watch where she holds the microphone.

beyonce big cleavage on french tv

Halle Berry as Green Lantern ( Soranik Natu )

Since we´re talking about playing the skin flute here´s one extremely talented lady who has helped males around the world to find relaxation. Although I would prefer to have Halle Berry deepthroating my flute - or at least give it a double breast massage.

I haven´t been the first one to cast Helle Berry as the exotic lantern who has artists draw her cleavage ( and her breasts ) bigger and bigger. Voted the sexiest woman on the planet I just had to add Halle as there just has to be a Green Lantern on the team. Although I have to put in her contract that the cleavage has to be - at the very least - open to 2 inches below her bellybutton.

That way we could finally forget the CATWOMAN fiasko.

Kelly Overton as Huntress ( Helena Bertinelli )

Hmm, let´s see. We need someone who is very good with martial arts, is megahot and has an ass to die for. Sounds like anyone I already wrote a post about ?

Since the whole TEKKEN movie revolved around Kelly Overton´s butt cleavage it´s not far - fetched to cast her as Huntress. She can play the teacher who all male students lust after and it makes sense that she dicktamed Dick Grayson´s boy wonder. Nightwing is one of the most wanted males by superheroines but the Huntress is one of the few who did the bedroom rodeo with his nightstick.

And she didn´t have to shapeshift into the form of his girlfriend Starfire - like Mirage did for her midnight olympics marathon sessions. No, Huntress could compete with the alien princess who looks like a blowup doll. Now that´s hot.

Catherine Bell as Catwoman ( Selina Kyle )

At first I had cast her as Hawkgirl since she looks a lot like her and even has the same hair. But it makes much more sense to cast her as Catwoman. I mean even her name is Cat.

The jugs of JAG would look good as Seline Kyle lounging at the pool in a bikini or in the skintight costume of Catwoman. I don´t think she would do topless, but if I can´t get ger to wear the costume from the Halle Berry movie at least I have to put the same stipulation in her contract as with Halle. The zipper has to be open - at least - two inches below the bellybutton at all times.

And who knows, we might even get her to do an encore performance with the blue bikini.

Rachel McLish as Dawn ( later Manitou Dawn )

I´m not sure why I included her in my list. It´s not like she spent that much time with the Justice League or I have that many candidates who can play a native american woman.

So I went with somebody who had played the part in the movie RAVENHAWK : Rachel Mc Lish. She was one of the fitness models who did swimsuits and lingerie photos while I was in school so I wanted to include her in the list. Dawn is the wife of Raven Manitou ( one of the coolest League additions to come out of the AGE OF OBSIDIAN storyline ) who married her after she was raped by one of her tribe's elders after which she was called the " kicking goat " and declared unclean. Talk about double standards : this elder violates her and she gets the rap.

In any case, Dawn journeyed with her husband to the 20th century but when her husband started to neglect her Green Arrow, the old horndog, was there to console her sexual needs. After Raven Manitou sacrified his life to save Green Arrow Dawn inherited his magic powers and became Dawn Manitou.

Michelle Bass as Wonder Girl ( Cassie Sandsmark )

Well, this one and the next two are not really Justice League members ( although Supergirl was in a recent story ) but I guess I was just too lazy to do a TEEN TIT-ANS casting.

Which I may do somewhere in the future. To tell the truth I don´t know anything about Michelle besides that I like her way to dress and that she looks like the drawing of Wonder Girl down to the hair, the make - up and the eyes.

Jamie Chung as Batgirl ( Cassandra Cain )

Like with Dr. Light it was difficult to find an asian actress for the Hollywood version cast. With the other edition it´s no problem : Miko Lee, Lena Li, Tera Patrick, Akira Lane, Christine Mendoza, Sasha Oagata, Minka ( !!! ).....the list is just endless .

Here it was not as easy but after doing some research I found somebody. It seems I am one of the few on the planet who hasn´t seen DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION and my braincells are eternally grateful for that. But it seems the real reason why guys went to watch the movie was to catch a glimpse of sizzling Jamie Chung.

I don´t know if she got the martial arts skills to pull of the mute master assasin but she gets the part only based on her looks. Now we only have to make sure her costume gets torn to shreds and all that is left can barely cover her private parts and her nipples. Or she works undercover and has to wear microbikinis the whole time.

And of course in the movie she would stay mute. Talk about ruining a character after the first few issues. If at least they had managed to give her some kind of personality.

Lindsay Lohan as Supergirl ( Kara Zor - El )

Talking about ruining things : Lindsay Lohan almost ruined her acting career as she did her figure. Thanks to her ability to produce wardrobe malfunctions she gets cast as Supergirl.

Casting her of course from the time when she used to have real boobs and every man, teenager and prepubescent boy used her as jerk - off material and viagra substitute. Keeping in mind her many scandals and how she is hounded by the paparazzi she is perfect for the role of the Maid of Steel without a clue, the Paris Hilton of the superhero community. Like Lindsay the new Supergirl has to get her act together because after a stellar start she had one failure after another.

So with Lindsay we finish this version. I hope you liked some of my choices and you can find the link to the first part at the top of this post. I will soon be back with my alternate edition for casting the Justice League movie.