Samstag, 8. Januar 2011

The Justice League movie - Hollywood editon - part 1

It´s been a while since my last post because it took me quite some time to prepare the material for this post. A few days back I read a comment on my post about casting an Avengers movie ( the babes at least ) that wondered when my Justice League casting would be ready.


The thing is that I had already done some comparisions but nothing definitive. So I set out to finish it which proved much more difficult then I expected - and not only because I had waaay too many contenders for the role of Power Girl.

No, another reason was that while with the Marvel universe there was a manageable number of superheroines in various teams like the Avengers, the Spider - Man universe, the Fantastic Four etc. in the DC universe there are not so many teams. And most of the female superheroines ended up in the Justice League sooner or later anyway.

And then the big question : who to cast ? With the Avengers I went strictly with the looks but with the Justice League babes I soon found out that there were too many hot cinema sirens I would like to post so I decided to do two different casting calls : the first one - the Hollywood edition - which mostly limits it to big stars, movie and tv actresses which you could possibly see in a movie about the JLA.


The second casting call offers my special picks which are mostly chosen for looks and which include some actresses from Andy Sidaris movies, porn actresses, swimsuit models and a few which I don´t know. To offer my readers as many different hot babes as possible I further decided that once a mouthwatering massita was cast in one version she would not be available for the other.

Which caused a lot of difficulty, a lot of juggling and going back and forth a few times. But I think I have managed to come down to a good selection of screen sexbombs. I have also split each edition into two parts because I ended up with 23 candidates which would have made the posts waaay too long.


The first part includes the members from the Giffen League, the Detroit League and the one with Maxima in it ( because I wanted a sexy redhead on the roster ). The second part includes the members from Morrison´s big twelve League, the members from the Tornado´s Path restart, Dawn from the Joe Kelly League ( who was in three of my favorite storylines : OBSIDIAN AGE, TRIAL BY FIRE and JUSTICE LEAGUE ELITE ) and a few of the younger superheroines.

Well, I hope all this comictalk wasn´t too boring and now we get on to my picks for this first part of the Hollywood edition. You can find the second part here and if you have any comments and suggestion do so in the comments section.

Pamela Anderson as Power Girl ( Kara Zor-L )


Now this may not come as a complete surprise to longtime readers of my blog but initially I had someone else casted for this position. Who I then had to change with someone else who then was used for another position ( as you will see up next ). Yes, really complicated.

In any case, Pamela Anderson was my very first candidate for Power Girl, in fact I started the popular SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series with her so it´s kind of fitting that she ended up getting the job. And she clearly would make a very good Power Girl as she even wore a white outfit with a huuuge cleavage window on the tv show LESS THAN PERFECT.


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    On top of that she would also do nude scenes or at last topless striptease scenes like the unforgettable boner - inducing opening from BARB WIRE.


    Which was soo hot that in Germany they cut out everything that didn´t have credits on it. And that´s probably the main reason why it tanked in Germany.

    In any case, Pamela has the looks, the boobs and if we can get her to do a striptease in the movie we got ourselves a classic Power Girl. She´s perfect.

    Christina Hendricks as Maxima


    I know, Maxima started out as a villain for Superman and was only a short time in the Justice League but it´s just a perfect fit for Christina Hendricks. Although that presented me with the problem of finding a substitute for her as I had originally cast her as Power Girl.

    I mean, a Power Girl movie with Christina Hendricks would just rock. Now the whole thing with Superman not wanting to mate with Maxima because of his morals or because he loves Lois soo much is total hogwash. In real life any guy would jump at the chance to do the nasty with a hot redhead - especially if she´s built like Christina with her 38DD´s. I think the real reason Superman said no to Maxima was that he´s totally pussywhipped.

    But I think it does have to do with the fact that he´s married to Lois. If you think about it : would you cheat on your wife if she was one of the best investigative reporters on the planet ? Especially keeping in mind that she´s extremely jealous of all your fellow superheroines who are built like pornstars as it is. And I bet she knows where Batman keeps the kryptonite ring.

    So even if I have to bend the rules a bit with this Christina is Maxima. Hey, it´s my casting call.

    Sofia Vergara as Fire ( Beatriz da Costa )


    Yes, I know, Fire is from Brazil and Sofia is from Colombia but both come from latin america and if there´s anyone who can pull of the superhot ( in both meanings ) firestarter of the Giffen League it´s Sofia. With her 40DD´s she´s a 100 percent natural beauty who can do the hot massita and looks like someone who could get horny shut-ins to spend their money on an adult website ( where she´s technically not naked ).

    Although I´m still a little miffed because Sofia did her naked stroll for winning an Emmy for AMERICAN FAMILY when no camera could film her she´s perfect for the role of Fire. And as you can see by the picture she looks great in green. I still can´t find any clips from HOT PROPERTIES so here are two from MODERN FAMILY :

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    Uma Thurman as Ice ( Tora Olafsdotter )


    You can´t cast the Justice League Europe without Ice, I mean when you have Fire you must include Ice. And who better to play the icequeen that even melted the heart of Guy Gardner than Uma Thurman.

    Especially if you can pick her form her days when she had her giant mommy boobs and the huuge cleavage. She would also be a good candidate for Power Girl but she can also pull off Ice. I have to find some actresses for the other roles as well. And who knows, now that her and Fire are in the new JUSTICE LEAGUE - GENERATION LOST series some producers may think about including her in an upcoming Justice League movie or even do a cameo with Guy Gardner in the new GREEN LANTERN movie that comes out this year.

    Maria Gracia Cucinotta as Big Barda


    Since most of my comic casting posts revolve around Power Girl I don´t have that many non - blonde candidates. And as I also had to find someone to play Zatanna and Wonder Woman the choice for the role of Big Barda wasn´t easy.

    But Maria has not only an impressive chest ( 39D ) she also is an oscar winning actress who brings real class to any project she´s on. In the DC comics Big Barda was always characterized as a " big " woman regarding her cupsize - except in a few occassions with writers who don´t want to do their homework - so Maria would be great in the part. Big Barda was a member in quite a few incarnations of the League until she was killed off in DEATH OF THE NEW GODS. Okay, I´m not too thrilled about DC killing of one of the few bigbreasted superheroines they have. But at least it was written by Jim Starlin who destroy universes like noone lese and knowing comics she´s already back by the time you´re reading this.

    Interesting fact I didn´t know : Big Barda´s mother ( from whom she apparently got her stunning figure ) is Big Breeda who, like the name says was selected for breeding Apokolips finest. Yeah, I know who selects the women for that and who does the test runs. It seems even Darkseid needs the nookie now and then.

    Diora Baird as Batgirl ( Barbara Gordon )


    Batgirl was never a member of the Justice League but as Oracle she´s the eyes and ears of the League as well as universal database and all - around girl Friday.

    I have included the Cassandra Cain Batgirl in part two ( to have another sexy asisan on the team besides Dr. Light ) so it´s only right to include the original Batbabe in the list. Especially if this lets me include a mouthwatering 36DD actress like Diora Baird.

    Salma Hayek as Gypsy ( Cynthia Reynolds )


    Originally I had her cast as Zatanna because she would look great in fishnets. And because a stage magician´s first rule is to distract the audinence - which Salma can do great with her impressive cleavage.

    The outfit she wore in WILD WILD WEST could as easily be her stage outfit as the outfit for a hot gypsy. Which was the reason that I cast her in that role. A member of the Detroit League she also was in an adventure of the Justice League Europe where they fought Despero. That resulted in the death of a few members and the issue with Mr. Miracle´s funeral is still one of my favorite issues.

    Hmm, people often call the Giffen League the Bwa-ha-ha League but they often forget that during that time there were some pretty hairy adventures. Which had a rather high bodycount and even Power Girl ended up in a come after one of these fights.

    Salma Hayek has great stripper skills, as she has shown in FROM DUSK TILL DAWN


    and her chest has become even bigger as she showed on the german gameshow WETTEN DASS where her giant funbags were in danger of exploding out of her traditional Bavarian dress.


    I have no idea how big her boobs really are as you can´t find any information online but I guess somewhere between a 36EE and 38C.

    Vanessa Demouy as Crimson Fox ( Vivian and Constance D'Aramis )


    Although I don´t always do this time I´m going for a french actress to play the role of the Justice League Europe´s twin tornadoes from France. I don´t know that many hot french actresses and somehow I think she´s better for the role than Ophelie Winter.

    Vanessa is mostly known in France and Germany thanks to two tv series in which she starred as a dancer ( called Dance Academy here - like dozen of other tv series ) and a model ( Models in Paradise ). Not only is she a hot french actress / musician / model who looks like a worldfamous jet setter / model / millionaire we would also get to see her in two parts at the same time as she would play twins. Talk about doubling your fun.

    Nikki Cox as Dr. Fate ( Linda Strauss )


    Dr. Fate was a member of the Giffen League till the time when the mantle of Dr. Fate was shared between a guy and a girl ( like in the case of Kent and Inza Nelson ). And she even was on one of the covers so the female Dr. Fate is fair game.

    Since it could be anybody beneath that skintight costume I opted to go with the candidate for Jessica Rabbit with the porn name. Do I even need a reason to put her on the list ?

    Nikki´s breast have become quite small recently as can be seen on LAS VEGAS so I would take her from when she was doing UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER. Her tits were really huge there and I bet all her co - stars had constant erections because of her massive milkshakes.

    Kiana Tom as Dr. Light ( Kimiyo Hoshi )


    Well, who else should I pick ? I didn´t want to pick the usual suspects like Grace Park, Linda Park ( who plays a character on Enterprise that´s also named Hoshi - talk about being inventive when it comes to asian names ), Tia Carrere or Kristin Kreuck. By the way, are Grace Park and Linda Park related ?

    Anyway, I managed to find a good candidate for the asian Batgirl ( after a bit of research ) and since I didn´t want to just go the usual route with someone like Bay Ling or Tila Tequila I chose one actress I personally find ultrahot. And I think it´s especially devious to have her play such a stuck up character when she´s built like a centerfold. Dr. Light was in the original Giffen League, later in Justice League Europe and in a more recent incarnation of the League where she confronted the corpse of the evil Dr. Light during BLACKEST NIGHT.

    I didn´t even know he had died. Not that it could have happened to a nicer guy after what was revealed in IDENTITY CRISIS. So with Kiana Tom we got the sexy Dr. Light covered. By the way, I´m still looking for a clip from UNIVERSAL SOLDIER - THE RETURN where Goldberg rips open her shirt.

    Sophie Marceau as Catherine Cobert


    Speaking of hot babes getting their shirts ripped open brings us to the last contestant of this part of the Hollywood edition of casting the Justice League movie. In America she´s mostly known for her appearance in the James Bond flick THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH but she has a long career of getting naked on camera in such classics as DESCENT AUX ENFERS ( Descent into hell ) or MES NUITS SONT PLUS BELLES QUE VOS JOURS ( my night are more beautiful than your days ).


    Sophie has made the transition from teenie star ( after the hitmovies LA BOUM and LA BOUM 2 that were extremely popular in all of Europe ) to big star actress and I think she can pull of the part of french hottie that has Booster Gold falling head over heels for her. Only to discover that his pick - up routines don´t work with twenty - century women. And getting hit in the face when she recogizes him in costume - much to Blue Beetle´s delight.

    Not only does Sophie drop her clothes very often in her movies she also shows great cleavage like in the film THE MUSKETEERS REVENGE ( or The daughter of D´Artagnan like it´s called in Germany ) that has one of my favorite scenes with her. But more about that later.


    Sophie also had a wardrobe malfunction in Cannes 2005 where her dress slipped off and showed her left boob. And what a nice boob it is. Some people say this accident was faked but what the hey, I don´t care. If she did it on purpose that only makes her cooler in my book. It´s still a very nice boob.


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    But now my favorite scene from THE MUSKETEERS REVENGE : in the scene Sophie is captured by the villainess of the movie to be sold off to a brothel, but only " to the sleaziest one where they waste the whores very quick " as she says. The guy who has to sell her bitches that at the price he has to get for her he´ll never get rid of her. At which point the villainess tells him that in this case he should be glad, ripping open Sophie´s shirt and revealing her gorgeous breasts.

    Man, who wouldn´t love a hot hot sexbomb like Sophie that he couldn´t get rid of ? I would never sell her to a brothel, I mean being able to bang Sophie ? THAT´S priceless.


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    And that´s the first part of the Hollywood casting for the Justice League movie. I hope you like my picks and there are still more to come. The link for the second part can be found on the top of this post - or just stay tuned.


  • Uma Thurman giant boobs in megacleavage - part 1
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  • italian ueberMILF Maria Gracia Cucinotta´s megacleavage
  • 39D , sexbomb Maria in black and part 3


  • fitness hardbody Kiana Tom - part 1
  • / part 2 / part 3
  • Jolene Blalock as vulcan sexbomb T´Pol

  • sexbomb Erika Eleniak´s sexy striptease



  • click for Christina Hendricks at the golden globes, more pics of her huge 38DDD rack , even more pics , Christina at the Oscars and Christina giant boobs in blue , Christina at the 2010 Emmys in black in a lavender dress ( part 1 with clips / part 2 / just the clips )


  • Salma Hayek - reloaded !
  • , at the Jay Leno show , her nippleslip on WETTEN DASS and part 1 , part 2 and part 3 of Salma showing a big cleavage in leather
    click here for part 1 and part 2 of 40DD babe Sofia Vergara

    click for ultimate Power Girl Pamela Anderson , Pamela Anderson cleavage in black , Pamela Anderson on Dancing with the Stars and the essential Pamela Anderson


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    The pictures below - of Kim Possible impaled by Shego and doubleteaming a schlong - are courtesy of erotic artist extraordinaire Julius Zimmerman. You can find all his uncensored pics in the Zimmerman picture archive

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