Originally posted on Sunday, December 28th, 2008
Initially I wanted to do a long post about Rochelle Swanson but since I have to finish some stuff for the taxes ( there are not many days left before this year ends ) I had to narrow it done to the best movie with her ( MUTUAL NEEDS ). That still left me a bit of free time to do a post about Tiffani Amber Thiessen who - according to Howard Stern - has the best natural boobs in Hollywood.
Tiffany reminds me of a chick that sat next to me on one of my long train rides to Munich back when I was at the army. She looked really hot and I got a good look at her boobs while pretending to be sleeping.
When you are in the army you don´t get to see many hot women - at least in the Deutsche Bundeswehr so you´re normally sexually starving. And to suddenly have such a sexbomb sitting next to you - I got a really huge erection.
I must have been staring at her cleavage a bit obvious or I must have unwillingly mumbled something while thinking about her breastsize. Because she told me out of the blue that I should stop drooling on her tits, her cupsize was 37E ( !!! ) and that she was 15.
I´m not sure if she was really just 15 or if she said it because I was creeping her out. Fact is if she hadn´t said that I would have probably banged her silly in the train toilet.
Poor girl, she didn´t enjoy the rest of the train ride either because now I openly stared at her boobs and when she had to get out I grabbed her boobs and motorboated her. What can I say ? I was much bolder back then and she had a really huge rack. I´m still whacking off to that memory from time to time.
Back to Tiffany Amber Thyssen : I never was a big fan of the BEVERLY HILLS show but that quickly changed when I saw hot Tiffani´s booming breasts in a bikini. Well, that and Tori Spelling´s sexy dance in a skimpy leather outfit. If you can call it dancing. She really was just shaking her big boobs in the general direction of the camera.
But that she did very effectively. I never was a big Tori Spelling fan but in that scene she really squeezed her breast into a tight leather top and just pushed them in your face. Now that´s what I call entertainment.
In that episode Tom Welling ( yes, SMALLVILLE´s Clark Kent ) was her boyfriend and if you think he was a puritan on Smallville you should see him in Beverly Hills. When he sees Tori getting filmed while shaking her ass like a total prostitute he gets totally pissed off. What a dork. If you see your girl doing a sexy dance like that you don´t get angry. You tell her : " You´re fantastic babe. And you know what ? You don´t need to change before coming home. Bring your tight leather outfit, bring the heavy metal soundtrack and we will make our own private recording session. "
Man, if she got such skills you should have her using them on you.
I still haven´t found that particular clip but here are two with Tori showing an incredible cleavage :
Anyway, I now had two ( or was that four ? ) reasons to watch the show. But while Tori got her big breasts from Daddy´s money Tiffani got hers from Mother nature. The show is on reruns sometimes but since I can´t watch tv for myself I always miss it. Nonetheless here are some of the most memorable scenes with Tiffani.
On an episode of Beverly Hills Tiffany falsely thinks her boyfriend is sexually bored and buys supersexy lingerie and a bag of sextoys. But since she is mistaken her boyfriend is rather scared of her. In real life he would be all over her. I mean, if a sexbomb with such huge hooters like Tiffany would be in my bedroom wearing black lingerie and telling me : " I´m ready for ANYTHING. " ....... holy makarel !
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Originally posted on Friday, January 23rd, 2009
I think I already wrote all there is to write about her on BEVERLY HILLS and since I can´t add much to it I´m going to write about FASTLANE. She also starred in SAVED BY THE BELL but I didn´t watch many episodes of the show. Even if both she and her co - star Elisabeth Berkeley developed into supersexy bombshells.
Man, who could have known they would turn into such ultimate dicktaming sexbombs ? Boy, getting to bang both of them at the same time, now that would be a hot sandwich !
Especially Elisabeth Berkley showed some impressive hip thrusting skills in SHOWGIRLS. I bet this was quite useful on the casting couch.
Although widely labeled a " flop " the movie more than made money on video and DVD sales. I mean who is going to see a movie in the cinema where you want to rewind or see some scenes in slow motion ? Besides Elisabeth the movie also feature Rena Riffel who was also in such erotic classics like STRIPTEASE, UNDERCOVER HEAT ( 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 ) , BOUND CARGO or DARK CONFESSIONS .
So even as SHOWGIRLS is considered a really bad movie by movie critics ( yeah, we all know how much they know about movies ) it´s still shown on tv and is on the top ten list of best movie striptease. I really have to thank Paul Verhoeven for discovering Elisabeth´s stripper qualities. We always knew she was absolutely hot but who could imagine what a natural born pornstar she would be ?
all scenes from SHOWGIRLS ( 17 clips ) in 4 parts - 707 MB
But back to Tiffani. In BEVERLY HILLS Tiffani Amber ( I´m still refering to her as Tiffani Amber although she goes with just Tiffani now - maybe because her initials were TAT and she was tired of all the " tit for tat " or " tat got tits " or " tat´s big tats " jokes ) often wore bikinis or bikini tops or had to dress up as a prostitute because the script ( = the drooling director ) demanded it.
Those directors got it made, they just go " Okay, in the next four episodes Tiffany dresses up as a prostitute. And she has to do one striptease and two sex scenes in each episode. Which is really necessary for her character. Oh yeah, and send her to my trailer for .... rehearsal. We have to go over the scene ... orally. " Those horny perverts are to thank for that Tiffany was so often in bikinis.
But she dressed more conservative on FASTLANE.
Although the show was an abomination of bad acting, bad writing, illogical plots and characters without profile I suffered it in the hopes of seeing some hot scenes with Tiffani but they were few and far between. I have posted the few that are on the net in the second part .
the obligatory clip section
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more about Tiffani Amber Thiessen :
click for part 1 and part 2 about 36C hottie Wynona Ryde Her
The picture above - of Kim Possible doubleteaming a schlong with Shego - is courtesy of erotic artist extraordinaire Julius Zimmerman. You can find all his uncensored pics in the Zimmerman picture archive
click here for Halle Berry´s famous blue dress ( the clips / the pics ) and part 1 , part 2 , part 3 , part 4 and part 5 of sexy Halle Berry´s big cleavage in black, Halle Berry´s big cleavage on Jay Leno and halle as green lantern soranik natu
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