Happy birthday Mariah Carey !

Today´s celebrity birthday is one of the ultimate MILFs in showbiz, the 38DD siren with the pornstar body - screaming Mimi Mariah Carey - who celebrates her 42nd birthday.


Sadly there are no new clips of her since I just added some new download links for her ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU video and her appearance on Good Morning America.


Holy Mammogramm, Batman ! I´d really love to give her some Christmas stuffing ! Just thinking about her massaging my hard candy cane with her jingle bells makes my Christmas balls bigger.

And speaking about bigger, is it just me or do her boobies seem to have grown some ? I know there are no real infos on her breast size but the estimated 38DD doesn´t seem to cover it anymore. She´s at least a 39DD or even a 40DD. Man, that Nick Cannon is one lucky guy. I read that he said her tits had grown so large that he was afraid to touch them because he feared they might explode.


Now I think he was misquoted and that he really wanted to say that he was afraid to touch ( or look at ) Mariah´s boobs IN PUBLIC because he was afraid HE might explode IN HIS PANTS. Damn, I bet he´s just too eager to explode between those ripe melons. And Mariah sure can make him cum like a cannon.

I don´t know about you but Mariah is still one of the fastest hard - on guarantees in showbiz. The only weird thing about the clip is that Justin Bieber and the two other boys are shopping while such a dickdrainer like Mariah is at the store. I would probably be all like : " Hey, Mariah. Need someone to polish your snowglobes ? "


Now there have been some complaints about the video not being appropiate but come on - who wouldn´t like to unwrap hot Mariah ? Justin Bieber probably got some schlong endurance testing by her and if not I´m pretty sure she kicked his puberty into overdrive. I wonder if Mariah is a " Screaming Mimi " if you know what I mean.


I remember when I first saw her video SOMEDAY I got a huge erection from her highpitched screams alone - no joke. I couldn´t wait for the clip to be on and I always had to relieve myself afterwards. And I was really bummed out that they cut it from the album version.

Lord, I can´t imagine what would happen if she did that now to me. Just imagine slam - f*cking the ultimate sexdoll while screaming like that, man I bet she would make my dick hard enough to cut diamonds.


I mean back then she looked hot


but now she´s like the ultimate wet dream with her superlong legs,


that great ass


and her humongous hooters


and to have her make that highpitched sounds on top of it when your boner is already rockhard - boy, I sure hope that Nick Cannon dude impales her real long and hard whenever she wants or he just doesn´t deserve her.


Sorry, I can´t help having sexual phantasies about hot MILF Mariah Carey. Although if she was a Marvel property they would probably call her MILFariah. Anyway, this screenshot for example looks like Mariah is taping a sex instruction video.


You have to deepthroat his dick until he is at least THIS thick. Then you start to rub it up and down with your breasts while licking his shaft. Once he´s hard as a rock ram him into your throat and squeeze his dick with your boobies.

Man, I bet she polishes Nick´s Cannon every night.


Of course my big fantasy would be to direct a comic / porn movie starring Mariah.

MARIAH´S BIG BLOCKBUSTER : JILL THE MOVIE

Now Mariah had a bit of bad luck when it comes to her acting career but there is a project that would be the ideal choice for this buxom bombshell.


She really is a block - BUST - er !!!

If Mariah was ten years younger she would be pefect for the role of Kevin Taylor´s JILL. On the other hand she could play her in a TEN YEARS LATER movie with her giant 38 DD´s since her ripe melons can arouse everybody and she´s quite willing to put them on display.


Back to the comic JILL by Kevin Taylor. If you are a guy who reads comics you probably know the comic. Hell, if you´re a guy - period - you probably know this comic.


I know it´s just a dream but they could make a movie. Starring such a star like Mariah Carey it wont be an x - rated movie but that´s something I would accept only to see Mariah naked. In the story it would be ten years later and Jill would be rich and famous.


She would be more experienced and her breasts would - of course - also be bigger. Much like her paycheck. I don´t think she would have any problems playing the adult big boobed version with her brabusting 38 DD´s. Mariah would be perfect to portray this ultimate sexbomb who works exclusively for the most select and rich clientele.


I just don´t know if Mariah would full frontal nudity - without which the whole point of the movie would be shot. I´m not talking about explicit close ups but rather about scenes like the pool scene in DON´T FORGET ABOUT US where you can get a good look at her big, wet breasts. But I bet Mariah could even top that with some effort. This time around she wouldn´t wear a top and there would be no need to cover them up. And it seems I´m not the only one thinking of Mariah going topless as this picture of Jill looks 100 percent like her although I think Mariah´s breasts are a lot bigger.


And we all know Mariah can go for that wet look so wet t - shirt scenes would rock.


If I was directing the movie I would have to include a striptease,


a lapdance, a sex scene in the shower ( just imagine those huge 38DD puppies pressing up against the glass ) and of course some regular sex scenes. But that goes without saying.


Now of course there´s the question of a body double for Mariah Carey. I´d like to meet the girl who has the same measurements as her. No, I mean it. I would REALLY like to meet a woman who is exactly built like Mariah. That would be the best part of making the movie and I would even do all the auditions myself.


You know : looking at the naked breasts jumping, squeezing and motorboating them - just for the screen test. Acting out a few short scenes - the usual stuff. You know what I mean.


Of course Mariah would still be my number one but as this is only an intellectual exercise I can also imagine scoring with her.



I mean in real life I wouldn´t even get close to her trailer......much like the guy in the OBSESSED video.


And Mariah would surely melt the screen in her bikini scenes.



But even if that movie never gets made : Happy birthday Mariah and to many , many more. Keep doing those hot videos, keep wearing those hot outfits I love with the deep cleavages and don´t listen to them haters.

Check out the new big Mariah Mega Post for all the pics and clips


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Now that´s what I call a dress. Janet still can fill out a cleavage like noone else. I think Janet herself said it best :

So here's my demonstration, a peep show
Tonight my body's an exhibition, baby
Though it's on display don't be scared to
Touch it. It said so, so come and get it, babe

You like it how I work my spine
got you feeling all hypnotized
I gotta body like a CL5
make a **** wanna test drive but I'm so on fire

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