MariahCareyboobs: Tatiana Delgado would be great as Big Barda

Man, I always have to find out about the good stuff on spanish tv via the internet and mostly by accident like with stripping sexbomb Tatiana Delgado.

Now being kind of a comicgeek I can´t help to do the superheroine casting whenever I see somebody with such a pornstar body like Tatiana. And I have to say the first thing that came into my mind was that she would be perfect as Big Barda.

Now there may be some people out there who are not familiar with Big Barda ( seeing as DC never realized her full potential ) which is why first we´ll do a little history recap. And yes, one of the reasons I always liked Big Barda is that she has a big rack.

I always found it strange that with all the talk about diversity in comic characters it always centered on certain socially accepted minorities instead of just representing everyone. There is always a big brouhaha when there is a new gay character or Spider - Man is suddenly black but where women and bodytypes are concerned the common consensus is alway that you can make them as different as you want as long as you stay under a certain breastsize. And don´t get me started on women who are portayed as sexual beings, thanks to RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS we know that Today´s writers can´t do that without sinking to the levels of stag magazines. Not that there´s anything wrong with superhero comics written that way but then it should be advertised as such so it can reach the corresponding target audience.

Back to Big Barda, when I was still compiling the needed material for my COMICBABE BATTLE posts I found it astounding how little good pictures there were of Big Barda. It seems that most readers were more interested in Black Canary or Wonder Woman and though I don´t want to slight Wonder Woman I always found Big Barda to be more fascinating.

I guess Wonder Woman would feel right at home on Apokolips.

Yes, she had a bigger cupsize and she was basically a blackhaired version of Power Girl. But unlike Power Girl she was supposed to be built like a shit brickhouse from the beginning. And where Wonder Woman was taught on a paradise island to fight for peace ( by bashing people´s heads in ) Big Barda was raised in a total warfare nightmare to be the ultimate weapon of destruction and rebelled against it.

And where Wonder Woman was always this perfect unattainable ideal Big Barda was more of a cross between a ladytrucker and a centerfold. Women always say you can´t find somebody like that in the real world but I´m not giving up hope.

Wow, I gotta find this babe. Looking at her kingsize boobies I wanna see if I can fit my Megarod in her Boom Tube !

Back to Big Barda, she was born and raised on the hellhole of a planet called Apokolips and soon became the leader of the female Furies. When she met Mister Miracle, Big Barda began to question the order on Apokolips and when Auralie, a woman Big Barda had arrested was basically electrocuted ( her crime was getting funky and with that I mean dancing ) Big Barda decided to help Mister Miracle when he made his big prison break. She herself stayed until she had completed her training and then ditched the joint tout de suite like a bad habit, next stop : Earth !

Which couldn´t have been timed better because Darkseid had just selected her to breed the next generation of warriors and, not above indulging in the perks a top position provides, he was just too eager to supply the male genetic material himself - the old fashioned way. No need for any advanced biotechnology here. You can say what you want but Darkseid sure got an eye for hot babes and he knows that it´s always important to take time for the nookie.

As I recall Big Barda´s mother also had the same position ( no pun intended ) but that´s what you get when your name is Big Breeda. Knowing Darkseid´s tendency to use his power for hitting on the ladies it would be no surprise if he had gone a few rounds with Big Barda´s mom in the midnight olympics tournament himself. Which would make his decision to spawn the next race of warriors with Big Barda extra creepy. But hey, nobody ever said Apokolips was a nice place.

Big Barda´s personality was based on Jack Kirby´s wife while her physical appearance was based on real life singer / actress Lainie Kazan as you can see by the striking resembleance ( especially by the picture right beneath )

but what the heck was the deal with the Megarod ? Talk about the ultimative dildo.

But all this pales in comparison to the story with the Superman / Big Barda sextape. Yes, there is probably still at least one of these naughty tapes of home entertainment out there in the DC universe from what some people call one of DC comics worst stories EVER while for other people it´s Big Barda´s finest hour.

The story takes place in Action Comics issues 592 and 593 and I bet when DC asked John Byrne to revamp Superman they never dreamed he would take their new slogan DC COMICS AREN´T FOR KIDS ANYMORE to such heigths. Or new lows. While the covers look harmless enough in the first issue Big Barda falls under the influence of a character called Sleez ( for apparent reasons ) and has to dance for his amusement with not much clothing

and do other horrible things that are only mentioned. I never thought about it at lenght when I first read the issues but remember : the guy´s name is Sleez.

And in the second issue she almost becomes the star of a porn film co - starring Superman which is only prevented by the timely intervention of Barda´s hubby.

Now there have been thorough post coming to the conclusion that the Barda / Superman tape is probably still out there since in the story there is a guy distributing them all over Metropolis and calling it his bestseller. And I really would like to point to a special part of the story as the high point ( or low point depending on if you think it´s hilarious or gross ) but there are just so many that it would be hard to single one out. I mean, there´s the part where Superman who doesn´t know Big Barda at that point of his career thinks she´s a prostitute because she wears a lot of make up, Darkseid himself breaks into Mister Miracles house to give him a copy of the tape just to see him squirm or Superman and Big Barda pretending they don´t remember anything about doing the tape because Mister Miracle is on the scene. Who - even if he believed otherwise - couldn´t do a lot about it against Superman.

But I bet the whole tape thing comes up if Mister Miracle and Big Barda are having an argument. I mean, who doesn´t know the situation: you´re debating about some silly nonsens or other and before you know it the sextape argument is on the table again.

Anyway, back in those days that Byrne guy sure was hardcore with his revamp of Superman. Talk about trying everything to bring more readers in. Ah, the glory days of comicbook gold when you could get away with such stuff as long as the cover was harmless enough. At least she doesn´t wear her cleavage armor in the story. Or her red metal bikini.

Ooops, she does. Okay, my bad. But there are enough sites where you can read about the story and you either love it or hate it.

Back to Tatiana Delgado, she is a spanish actress who starred in the hit comedy TORRENTE 4 by Santiago Segura who is good friends with Guillermo Del Torro. He is best known to american audiences as the subway driver who hits Hellboy in the face with a fire extinguisher in the first HELLBOY movie.

Tatiana also was on the spanish version of SURVIVOR called SUPERVIVIENTES, which like most editions has more boobs than the german version.

Since then her boobs seem to have gotten bigger because while they are pretty big in the pictures they are humongous in the clips. And I heard that tv adds a few pounds but I didn´t think all of it on the boobs.

Now here are finally the clips with Tatiana Delgado´s sexy striptease at the show Salvame Deluxe.

hot striptease 1 / ditto / ditto / more screenshots

hot striptease 2 / more screenshots

hot striptease 3 / ditto / ditto

hot striptease 4 / ditto / ditto / the full uncut striptease

naked photoshoot

more clips with Tatiana / a few clips and pictures of Tatiana

Part 1 , part 2 , part 3 and part 4 of Power Girl Jenna Bentley
Part 1 , part 2 and part 3 of suicide blonde Jenny Poussin

As a reminder for the new readers of this blog here is a supersexy clip of spanish Power Girl Marlene Mourreau who performes as a belly dancer. She has squeezed her tits in a micro top that just covers her nipples - and not much else. If you don't want to go through the whole post you have to at least download this clip. You owe it to yourself !!!

You can download the clip in good quality ( as well as dozens of other ) right here : spanish mega MILF Marlene Mourreau / part 2

bellydancer clip / alternative link 1 / 2