So Yesterday ARTE was showing the italian horror movie DELLAMORTE DELLAMORE that combines three of my favorite things : comics, horror and sex. The movie is base on the book by Tiziano Sclavi the writer of Italy´s most famous comic DYLAN DOG published by the publishing house Sergio Bonelli Editore along with other well known comics like TEX, NATHAN NEVER and MARTIN MYSTERY.
So it´s now wonder that the main character in the movie is pretty much based on Dylan Dog. What´s even more is that Rupert Everett looks exactly like the comic character.
The movie DELLAMORTE DELLAMORE or CEMETERY MAN like it´s called in America is a gruesome slapstick - romantic comedy - provincial satire - existentialist fantasy amalgamation which proved a popular success in Italy.
United States distributor October Films changed its title to Cemetery Man and saddled the film with a campy ad campaign, finally releasing it on April 26, 1996. In the US, it received mostly negative critical reaction,small theatrical distribution and a frequently delayed Region 1 DVD release. The film missed popular success, but found a stateside cult following over time, via home video. Renowned director Martin Scorsese called Dellamorte Dellamore one of the best Italian films of the 1990s.
DELLAMORTE DELLAMORE tells the old story of boy meets girl, boy has sex with girl on her husband´s tomb, husband comes back as zombie ( during said sex ), bites girl who comes back as a zombie and gets killed by boy. Then boy another girl who looks like the first girl, but turns out to be a prostitute, meets a third girl who also looks like the first girl, takes drugs to become impotent because the third girl has " penis phobia " only to learn afterwards that she has overcome her fear by being raped by her boss and now pretty much likes sex but wants to marry her boss.
And if that sounds weird keep in mind that I haven´t even told you that said boy, Francesco Dellamorte, works as the local cemetery caretaker ( hencefort the english title ), that he carries a gun to kill the buried a second time when they return seven days after bieng buried as zombies and that one of Francesco´s hobbies is reading phone books.
" I have only read two books in my life. One I never finished, the other was the phone book. "
The movie is full of such great lines, brilliant ideas and takes turns in new directions when you least expect it. And it features the spectacular Anna Falchi, star of various italian erotic comedies as well as more serious films.
After such a long text here are the clips. The first one is from my favorite scene : after having to kill his love Francesco gives two girls a ride, one of whom looks like his dead girlfriend who then has sex with him. You only see the before / after scenes like in a lot of movies but the after scene has Anna Falchi falling on the bed, breathing heavily while sweating all over. It seems Francesco has given her quite the workout.
" Come on. Let´s rest a bit, you´ve come three times already. "
" Twice. The third one was faked. "
A few more pics of hot Anna Falchi :
more about Anna Falchi :
more about Cemetery Man / Dylan Dog :
As a reminder for the new readers of this blog here is a supersexy clip of spanish Power Girl Marlene Mourreau who performes as a belly dancer. She has squeezed her tits in a micro top that just covers her nipples - and not much else. If you don't want to go through the whole post you have to at least download this clip. You owe it to yourself !!!
You can download the clip in good quality ( as well as dozens of other ) right here :
bellydancer clip / alternative link 1 / 2
Marlene running in her belly dancer outfit
naked Sonya Kraus body double perfect 10 Bo Derek
comic art from Colin Muray´s Vikki Belle series
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