MariahCareyboobs: Cult siren Joyce Hyser flashes her huge boobs

I have decided to give Joyce Hyser her own post because the part about her in the cult sirens triple feature post became longer and longer. You don´t know Joyce Hyser, you don´t remember the movie JUST ONE OF THE GUYS but I bet you remember this scene.

Back in the 80s your best bet to see some naked boobs were screwball comedies. You knew you were going to get boobies and every prebubescent boy growing up in the 80s saw this movie. Joyce Hyser may not be famous and may not have played in the best movies but - holy s - word - she´s built like a pornstar ! She´s totally stacked !

But back to her nude scene in the movie she almost didn´t do it. Joyce had a no nudity clause in her contract and was against showing her puppies especially after a friend told her : " Honey, with those breasts if you go topless in that scene, no one you meet will ever look into your eyes again. " Thankfully she shot the scene with the boobs and without the boobs and in the end decided that the scene didn´t work if she didn´t show her cans.

Here´s an interview with Joyce about the movie and the nude scene - joyce hyser talks about just one of the boys

With her mindblowing anatomy she can´t help but be the sexbomb of the movie and as a director you better find her scenes where she can show what her Mama gave her if you catch my drift. I mean let´s be real. The only reason why the movie is still shown is the scene where Joyce flashes her big boobs. And you can see her boobs are 100 percent natural by the way they bounce when she rips her shirt open. Which is the moment you realize how stupid her boyfriend is for not supporting her when he could be banging her brains out. Or at least motorboat her juicy milkshakes.

And speaking about milkshakes if I had a timemachine I would totally pluck Joyce from the set of JUST ONE OF THE BOYS and do a remake of Kelis´milkshake video / smaller clip

As for her idiot boyfriend : dude, if your girlfriend is such a wet dream with such a phantastic rack you do whatever she wants and afterwards you can blow off steam in the midnight olympics. You can wear your dick out on a girl like her.

Even the producers realised that the movie only has her bootylicious hardbody going for it, so there is also a hot bikini scene in it. She really makes the bikini talk.

Here´s what The Guy at THE DAILY BONER has to say about her in his masturbation memories :

Wow, this image will forever be burned into my brain! I have easily masturbated to this freeze frame from the 80′s movie “ Just One of the Guys ” at least 200 times. Probably more! You see, when I was a young pervert in the 80′s porn was not as easy to come by as it is now. Instead of having a porn - filled internet I had a VHS videotape that consisted of about 2 hours of nude scenes that I lovingly taped off late night cable. I loved that tape, we had some good times together.

“ Just One of the Guys ” starring Joyce Hyser, Clayton Rohner and Billy Jayne, had something to do with Hyser’s character, Terry Griffith, pretending to be a boy and enrolling in a new high school in order to prove the world is sexist or something. I don’t really know because I mostly just watched the boob flashing scene.

For some reason, Hyser decides the only way to show this guy she is actually a girl is to flash her perfect C cup boobs at the prom. I can think of a few other methods that might have worked but I am not questioning her more awesome choice.

Unlike a lot of the “ porn ” on my jerk off tape, this scene only lasted about 2 seconds which meant I had to pause it and masturbate to the freeze frame. I could probably draw every detail of this still image with my eyes closed. It was one of my all - time favorite things to wank to and will always have a special place in my pants.

Joyce Hyser, I salute you! Thank you for so many great orgasms!

Anyway, that´s enough of me, now enjoy the clips.