MariahCareyboobs: Kat Dennings got hammer tits !

You must get tired of hearing me say that I should be finishing up my old posts and it´s true. But after the last two post I thought you may like these pictures of Kat Dennings´ hammer tits at the THOR movie premiere.

Oh, you don´t remember her great boobs from the movie ? That´s because her role as Jane Foster´s assistant Darcy Lewis did not really showcase her stunning physique and in most scenes she looked like this.

Xes, most people in the internet thought she would play the role of Hela and I think there was a lot of buzz about this, partially encouraged by the movie company. There were a lot of pictures like this one floating around.

Now Hela, for the uninitiated in norse mythology or the THOR comics published by Marvel, is the norse goddess of death, sovereign of Hel the norse underworld. Which is not to be confused with Valhalla, the final resting place of heroes. In norse mythology the heroes who fell in glorious combat were escorted by the Valkyries to Valhalla. There they sat at a table drinking, fighting and having fun till the final battle of Ragnarock. Hel on the other side was the final resting place where all the others ended up.

While Hela was a neutral character in the THOR comics at first, more at odds with Thor because of her role in the big scheme of things it later turned personal for a number of reasons, one of those Thor spurning Hela as a lover. Over time her outfit also changed a bit as those poor artists who had to draw battle scene after battle scene used every possibility to draw some nookie.

So naturally everyone assumed that would be the role for which Kat was casted. And everyone hoped to see a bit more from the last ULTIMATES miniseries - namely Thor slambanging Hela to get the " get - out - of - Hel " ticket.

And it would have been a perfect fit since Kat Dennings got everything for the role : the right haircolor, the pale, death - like skin tone, the sexy pout, mesmerizing bedroom eyes.......and huge, overflowing breasts.

Of course the movie company ( still think DISNEY is not having an influence on the Marvel properties ? ) had to hide her cans, otherwise Nathalie Portman would have been relegated to supporting actress. I mean, would Thor really pay attention to a mousy chick like her when having a sexbomb like Kat in front of him ? Man, I don´t know if it´s magic but when I look at Kat I suddenly have a hammer in my pants.

She may not have gotten the role of Jane Foster but at least we can enjoy her pictures from the premiere where she wore a dress that looked a bit like Jane Foster´s uniform. Hellooo, nurse !

And because moving pictures are always better here´s the video of her interview at the THOR premiere / ditto and her appearance on Late Night with Conan OBrien / ditto / ditto / ditto / ditto / ditto / ditto / ditto / ditto / ditto

Daimn, she looks even hotter from the side.

As usual there were too many pics of Kat to put them into one post so you can find the rest of the pics in part 2 and part 3 . I also had to reduce or cut the pictures a bit to be able to post them but you can find all the pictures from the THOR premiere in HQ quality here and more of her HQ pics here .