Today´s second celebrity birthday is Joyce Hyser who turns 54 Today. Like Jenny Agutter she started in one of my
cult sirens triple feature post but I had to give her her own post because it kept getting longer and longer. You don´t know Joyce Hyser, you don´t remember the movie JUST ONE OF THE GUYS but I bet you remember this scene.
Back in the 80s your best bet to see some naked boobs were screwball comedies. You knew you were going to get boobies and every prebubescent boy growing up in the 80s saw this movie. Joyce Hyser may not be famous and may not have played in the best movies but - holy s - word - she´s built like a pornstar ! She´s totally stacked !
But back to her nude scene in the movie she almost didn´t do it. Joyce had a no nudity clause in her contract and was against showing her puppies especially after a friend told her : " Honey, with those breasts if you go topless in that scene, no one you meet will ever look into your eyes again. " Thankfully she shot the scene with the boobs and without the boobs and in the end decided that the scene didn´t work if she didn´t show her cans.
Here´s an interview with Joyce about the movie and the nude scene -
joyce hyser talks about just one of the boysWith her mindblowing anatomy she can´t help but be the sexbomb of the movie and as a director you better find her scenes where she can show what her Mama gave her if you catch my drift. I mean let´s be real. The only reason why the movie is still shown is the scene where Joyce flashes her big boobs. And you can see her boobs are 100 percent natural by the way they bounce when she rips her shirt open. Which is the moment you realize how stupid her boyfriend is for not supporting her when he could be banging her brains out. Or at least motorboat her juicy milkshakes.
And speaking about milkshakes if I had a timemachine I would totally pluck Joyce from the set of JUST ONE OF THE BOYS and do a remake of Kelis´ MY MILKSHAKE video.
As for her idiot boyfriend : dude, if your girlfriend is such a wet dream with such a phantastic rack you do whatever she wants and afterwards you can blow off steam in the midnight olympics. You can wear your dick out on a girl like her.
Even the producers realised that the movie only has her bootylicious hardbody going for it, so there is also a hot bikini scene in it. She really makes the bikini talk.
Here´s what The Guy at THE DAILY BONER has to say about her in his masturbation memories :
Wow, this image will forever be burned into my brain! I have easily masturbated to this freeze frame from the 80′s movie “ Just One of the Guys ” at least 200 times. Probably more! You see, when I was a young pervert in the 80′s porn was not as easy to come by as it is now. Instead of having a porn - filled internet I had a VHS videotape that consisted of about 2 hours of nude scenes that I lovingly taped off late night cable. I loved that tape, we had some good times together.
“ Just One of the Guys ” starring Joyce Hyser, Clayton Rohner and Billy Jayne, had something to do with Hyser’s character, Terry Griffith, pretending to be a boy and enrolling in a new high school in order to prove the world is sexist or something. I don’t really know because I mostly just watched the boob flashing scene. 
For some reason, Hyser decides the only way to show this guy she is actually a girl is to flash her perfect C cup boobs at the prom. I can think of a few other methods that might have worked but I am not questioning her more awesome choice.
Unlike a lot of the “ porn ” on my jerk off tape, this scene only lasted about 2 seconds which meant I had to pause it and masturbate to the freeze frame. I could probably draw every detail of this still image with my eyes closed. It was one of my all - time favorite things to wank to and will always have a special place in my pants.
Joyce Hyser, I salute you! Thank you for so many great orgasms!Anyway, that´s enough of me, now enjoy the clips.
joyce hyser flashes boobs ts file /
low quality clip
another scene from the movie /
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bikini scene from just one of the guys low quality clip /
bikini scene and boob flashopening scene /
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french sexbomb Sophie " wardrobe malfunction " MarceauJoyce Hyser flashing her bonerinducing pornstar boobspart 1 ,
part 2 and
part 3 of Roberta Vasquez´pics and
her clips ( with Ava Cadell and Cynthia Brimhall ) /
Andy Sidaris - RELOADED - full movies /
Tutti Frutti Andy Sidaris edition
wet MILF dream Lauren Holly /
Brooke Shields wet cleavageclick here for
part 1 ,
part 2 ,
part 3 and
part 4 of Lindsay Lohan
sexbomb Heather Thomas Jody on FALL GUY /
part 2part 1 ,
part 2 and
part 3 of hot tv cult siren Alyssa Milano
click here for Halle Berry´s famous blue dress (
the clips /
the pics ) and
part 1 ,
part 2 ,
part 3 ,
part 4 and
part 5 of sexy Halle Berry´s big cleavage in black,
Halle Berry´s big cleavage on Jay Leno ,
Halle as Green Lantern Soranik Natu and
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part 2 of Halle Berry at the 2011 Golden Globe Awards,
some new pics of stunning Halle in black dresses and
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part 2 of sexbomb Halle Berry showing her incredible boobs in a red bikini
asian t and a wrestler Gail Kim /
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Here´s the clip of Christina's appearance on the Ellen show. Christina was showcasing her new inflated boobs and of course you couldn't see it on german tv. Antway the clip was only a short clip ( about 5 MB ) so here is a link where you can get a 140 MB clip in a good resolution. There are two links since the file has been split into two parts and you have to download both before unpacking them.
part 1 /
part 2
just the parts with Christina 57 MBxxxtina´s giant mommy boobs - part 1 /
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the lady marmelade clipsPower Girl Christina Aguilera's megacleavage /
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Here´s the famous " I´m not a stripper " scene from DESPERATE HOUSEWIFES where Teri Hatcher crashes a party and gets mistaken for a stripper because of her pregnant XXL airbags.
" I´m not a stripper " clip - 83 MB
all the scenes 148 MB NEW ! or
here Here are some high quality screenshots from the scene :
click for mega MILF Teri Hatcher´s
tv and movie clips her appearances
on late night and
on two and a half menNEW : MORE CLIPS WITH TERRI HATCHER
