I realized it´s about time to put the post about another hot tv cult sexbomb on this blog : Alyssa Milano. Thank god I didn´t know doing this post would take three days or I never would have started it.
Originally posted on Friday, December 19th, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALYSSA MILANO !
Today I´m taking a break from german celebrities to bring a birthday salute to one of tv´s hottest ladies, Alyssa Milano, who celebrates her 36th anniversary today. Alyssa´s another one of the sexbombs I should have done a post about long ago ( yes, even then it was long overdue ).
And I really thought I had already done one. Of course she´s best known as the most charming, sexiest and all around greatest of the Halliwell witches, Phoebe Halliwell on the tv show CHARMED. Before that she starred in the tv hit WHO´S THE BOSS ? where she grew up in front of the national tv audience. I vividly remember one episode ( more to the end of the series ) in which puberty had already hit certain areas of her body and her breasts were almost bigger than her head !
Anyway, I think I got it on a casette somewhere ( sorry, no clip of that ) but I doubt that I will ever find it now that my mother has rearranged all my video tapes. Here´s another one from the show with Alyssa in a bikini .
During her time on WHO´S THE BOSS ? she produced and starred in her own workout video called Teen Steam, which ( despite its quasi - raunchy title ) was an exercise video for kids -- and was absolutely never used as an entertainment piece for guys in their parents' basements. I´m sure nobody used this tape of Alyssa´s tight and fit body stretching, flexing and bending for recreational reasons.
in 5 parts 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / slomo 1
After that Alyssa made a few movies of which my favorite is the vampire movie. I´m saying the vampire movie because here in Germany it´s called EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE, KISS OF THE VAMPIRE or PASSION OF THE VAMPIRE depending on which tv station shows it.
In the same year Alyssa starred in an episode of OUTER LIMITS where she didn´t leave much to the imagination. She was well on her way to become an international sexsymbol.
After that she went on to star in CHARMED where her 36C 23 36 measurements got the better of spoiled brat Shannon Doherty who left the series to be replaced by Rose Mc Gowan. Anyway, none of the other Halliwell sisters really did much for me where sex appeal is concerned. Come on, you know Alyssa is the only reason why we guys watch the show. It´s to see Alyssa as a amazon, mermaid, stripper or bellydancer.
When Rose McGowan joined the cast she and Alyssa entered a weekly competition to see who could wear the skimpiest outfits, wear a bikini more times and just generally display their nipples or showcase their incredible boobs. Since Alyssa knows that her body is why people watch the show, this continued even after she took the reigns as a producer on the show. Happy male viewers were treated to boobage, cleavage, ass, and nipples from both women for an impressive eight years..
There are tons of movies in which she has starred but I´m keeping mostly to clips I have already checked out which are mostly from CHARMED and the episode of OUTER LIMITS where she appeared naked. I know she was on MY NAME IS EARL but since I haven´t watched the show ( my mother can´t stand it ) I have to check them out. And since my internet explorer crashed again I will not be able to post them today.
Here are my top 5 clips from CHARMED that show Alyssa´s boobs in all their uninhibited glory. Of course the clips include her as a harem girl, mermaid, her lapdance and her giant boobs squeezed impossibly tight into a corsage. Now before you start downloading any of the single clips you first have to download these two files that contain 39 and 45 clips. Then you can go and download the single ones. Have fun.
Number 1 : Alyssa as a belly dancer
How do you get the best Alyssa Milano CHARMED clip of all time ? You just need one sexy Alyssa wearing a harem girl outfit and shaking what mother nature has given her so generously in an improv fertility dance. And presto - it may not be a real fertility dance but I bet all the male viewers were pretty fast ready to procreate.
Number 2 : Alyssa doing a lapdane
Number 2 on the list has to be the scene where Alyssa does a lapdance. I wonder if who writes those things into the script, but it was probably Alyssa herself. Makes you wonder where she trained for it and how many times her partner had to run off and relief his swollen manhood. I bet he didn´t need any viagra for a month.
Number 3 : Alyssa as a mermaid
If the make up artists on CHARMED were male I bet they loved their jobs. Between Rose´s permantley erect nipples, Alyssa's loose tops, and scenes like these, it must have been an very ' hard ' job. There were probably some serious fights to decide who got the privilege to paste those nipples patches on Alyssa's boobies. They probably had dozens of volunteers to do it for free and some who tried to pay for it... every day...The guys were probably making excuses to get her in that outfit again.
" Sorry Miss Milano, but somehow the material we shot Yesterday has disappeared. So we´ll just have to re - shoot the scenes. "
Number 4 - Alyssa presents her boobs
While this clip is from pretty early Alyssa has never shown more boob nor have her melons looked hotter than in this outfit. With her big breasts pushed almost up to her chin this clip just has to be in the top 5.
Number 5 - Alyssa in a push up
Now while the previous outfit was also a push up it was more sustaining the breasts while covering the bare essentials. This one is all about volume and does it´s best to push as push can.
The rest of my top 10 CHARMED clips :
Number 6 - Alyssa all wet. In this one Alyssa is soaking wet and her sweat makes her dress fit like a second skin. With her nipples pushing through the fabric you get a pretty good idea how she would look naked. Plus, she´s leaning over to give the audience a good view of her astounding cleavage.
Number 7 - Alyssa wet again. This time working out and kicking ass Alyssa scores with a winning cleavage and an exposed midsection that´s ripped beyond belief. An unbeatable combo.
Number 8 - Alyssa in underwear - yay ! Not only is Alyssa´s corsage at least three sizes to small ( so that her melons are on the brink of popping out each second ) thanks to her heavy breathing and hectic movement Alyssa achieves incredible tv effects which could only be topped by 3D tv.
Number 9 - Alyssa´s huge breasts are wonderfully displayed in this thight cleavage. Best moment : when she grabs the guy´s head and her left boob is flexed.
Number 10 - giant cleavage. You can almost see her full boobs since she´s practically topless.
And that´s all for this post. As I had to divide it into three posts you can find my top CHARMED clips numbers 11 - 20 here and the rest of the CHARMED clips as well as all her movie clips, tv clips and appearances on talk shows here
for more about Alyssa :
Here´s the famous " I´m not a stripper " scene from DESPERATE HOUSEWIFES where Teri Hatcher crashes a party and gets mistaken for a stripper because of her pregnant XXL airbags.
Here are some high quality screenshots from the scene :
click for mega MILF Teri Hatcher´s tv and movie clips her appearances on late night and on two and a half men
click here for part 1 and part 2 of 40DD babe Sofia Vergara, Sofia Vergara at the 2011 SAG Awards part 1 , part 2 and part 3
Here´s the clip of Christina's appearance on the Ellen show. Christina was showcasing her new inflated boobs and of course you couldn't see it on german tv. Antway the clip was only a short clip ( about 5 MB ) so here is a link where you can get a 140 MB clip in a good resolution. There are two links since the file has been split into two parts and you have to download both before unpacking them. part 1 / part 2
click here for Halle Berry´s famous blue dress ( the clips / the pics ) and part 1 , part 2 , part 3 , part 4 and part 5 of sexy Halle Berry´s big cleavage in black, Halle Berry´s big cleavage on Jay Leno , Halle as Green Lantern Soranik Natu and part 1 and part 2 of Halle Berry at the 2011 Golden Globe Awards
Check out the new big Mariah Mega Post for all the pics and clips
