Mittwoch, 12. Januar 2011

The boob twins of Sweet Valley High

To tell the truth I never expected to do a post about Brittany Daniel because I didn´t know who she was. And I also never expected to do a post about SWEET VALLEY HIGH.


TV shows that focus on teenage angst can be a guilty pleasure ( which for me was SWEET VALLEY HIGH ), with the pleasure - thanks to strumpetlite starlets such as athletically toned, tanned imp Brittany Daniel - far outweighing the guilt. Adolescent conflict, at least during network prime time, generally stems from erotic awakening ahere is no more effective erotic wake - up call than Brittany's nymph nuggets squeezed tightly into a bra or bikini top.

To explain my obsession with SWEET VALLEY HIGH I have to back up a bit to the days of my youth and especially to spending the annual vacations in Spain. Spain was ( and still is ) the thing I was always looking to the whole year while trapped here in Germany. Because everything was better in Spain : the people, the weather, the culture, the movies ( uncut ), the comics ( more variety and cheaper ), the food and of course the tv.

Many of the tv series are shown in Spain years before they finally come to Germany ( when Dragonball finally aired in Germany the debut in Spain was already 10 years old ) or are at least 2 seasons further ahead. So whenever I was in Spain I came back to Germany with tons of DVDs ( or videocassetes back in the day ), comics and music because they had to last a full year.



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  • Of course I always took at least 5 empty videocassettes to tape all the cool stuff on spanish tv and thanks to that I have some unbelievable footage of live acts from such high calibre sexbonbs like Monica Naranjo ( almost spilling out of a bra that´s at least two sizes too small ), Thalia, Marlene Mourreau or Janet Jackson. Now the problem has often been that I didn´t have access to the tv at all times because of my parents and sometimes I had to watch and tape what was on tv when I had the chance to watch it.

    During one year I was bored as usual and zapping through the channels as I stumbled upon the first episode of LAS GEMELAS OF SWEET VALLEY HIGH ( The twins of Sweet Valley High like the show was called in Spain ) and I would have zapped to the next channel if I hadn´t seen the following :






    That´s right. A hot chick in a bikini. And she was not the only one since the main characters were twins. Now this could have been like in some movies were there was one actor / actress who was duplicated by computer to play both parts.

    Like Lindsay Lohan in THE PARENT TRAP where I was devastated at first when I learned that she didn´t have a twin. It´s one of her movies I still can see and when she turned 18 ( back when she had really big boobs ) I was even mad that she didn´t have a twin. Man, my sexual fantasy at that time was doing a sandwich with the Lohan twins. Now of course things have turned out different and it may be better that she doesn´t have a twin. Can you imagine the havoc two of the kind could have unleashed on the world ?

    Anyway, in the case of SWEET VALLEY HIGH the main characters were played by actual twins : Brittany and Cynthia Daniel. Who both looked pretty hot.


    God, I just hope I´m writing this post about the right one. You see, while Brittany stayed in her career as an actress Cynthia has become a photographer so I apologize in advance if I´m Cynthia was the girl in the black bikini. Maybe I´m writing this post about the wrong girl.

    In any case, even though it was a teen soap opera show it had sexy twins in it even if they didn´t wear bikinis all the time. And chances were that when one wasn´t wearing a bikini the other one was. Or at least some hot outfit. During that summer I watched all episodes I could but as usual when I came back to Germany it was all over. I think it was shown once but as usual at an impossible time.

    And that was that. Now, I don´t know for what I was looking but while doing the Justice League movie posts I stumbled upon some download links with clips from SWEET VALLEY HIGH. And since it´s one of my goal to get all the hot chicks I´ve seen on tv or in movies on this blog I just had to use the opportunity.

    Now one thing I have learned while doing the research for this post is that Brittany also starred in DAWSON`S CREEK of which I haven´t seen one episode till this day. I often avoid teenie soaps unlike there´s some hot chick on the show like Tiffany Amber Thyssen on BEVERLY HILLS 90210, Alyssa Milano on MELROSE PLACE, Heather Thomas on FALL GUY ,


    Teri Weigel on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN ,



    Vanessa Angel on WEIRD SCIENCE ,


    Kari Wuhrer on SLIDERS ,


    Jolene Blalock on ENTERPRISE ,


    Emily Deschanel on BONES ,


    Claudia Black on DRESDEN FILES ,


    Teri Hatcher on DESPERATE HOUSEWIFES ,


    Vanessa Demouy on MODEL ACADEMY, Julie Dupage on EXTREME LIMITE


    or Florence Geanty on Saint Tropez


    In any case, I have added some download links for clips from DAWSON`S CREEK although I have to say that Brittany has become a bit flatchested compared to her bigbusted days of SWEET VALLEY HIGH. ( You can find her clips from DAWSON´S CREEK here )


    But she still has a great behind as can be seen in these pictures :



    I especially like the black one although I´m not sure if it doesn´t have too much fabric.




    Brittany Daniel clips from Sweet Valley High

    Here are the clips from SWEET VALLEY HIGH, starting with the best - Brittany´s big boobs in sexy bikinis - and going to the worst. Some of the clips are of very poor quality as they are really old. But since they are pretty rare I have put them up nonetheless. As usual I want to thank the persons who uploaded the stuff to the internet in the first place since this blog would be nothing without them.


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  • big cleavage



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  • wearing a towel



  • in the bathroom



  • trying to get into fitness video ( bad quality )



  • dancing
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    Here is the second part that has her clips from DAWSONS´CREEK. And here´s a link to the site where I got the links. You can find more clips of hot Brittany Daniels here ( site NOT SAFE FOR WORK ).


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    The black and white picture above - Kim Possible deepthroats a schlong - is courtesy of erotic artist extraordinaire Julius Zimmerman. You can find all his uncensored pics in the Zimmerman picture archive


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    Sonntag, 9. Januar 2011

    The Justice League movie - SUBZERO edition - part 2

    So, this is the finale part of my casting the Justice League movie. You can find the first part of this, the special SUBZERO edition here and also check out the Hollywood edition part 1 / part 2

    This was a lot of fun, but this last one has taken me forever, so it will be a while till my next casting call. Please, send me your comments or ideas for new candidates.

    Krista Santoro as Black Canary ( Dinah Lance )


    This is a no - brainer. Krista is hot, she´s blonde and the first thing I thought when I saw the pictures of her in fishnets was : Black Canary. No, really. She looks perfect for the role of kick - ass martial arts specialist and JLA chairwoman Dinah Lance.

    What a great ass in the shot above and it even looks like she´s screaming. And you know that Black Canary is a screamer and not a moaner. I guess that´s what Ollie really means when talking about her " canary cry ".

    Black Canary has always been " whack - off material " for the readers, why else have her dress look like a hooker outfit ? I mean the new costume doesn´t have the complete prostitute look that her Silver Age dress had but they kept the fishnets. In Germany she was even translated as BLITZSCHWALBE which sounds almost like BORDSTEINSCHWALBE which is german slang for a hooker.

    Linda ONeal as Zatanna

    Linda is another one of my favorite swimsuit models and I have been thinking about casting her as Zatanna ever since I saw the first picture of her with the highhat.


    She has played small roles in sitcoms like UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER but I you really want to see her at her hottest watch her IRONMAN SWIMSUIT SPECTACULAR clips or one of the various Playboy movies in which she appeared. I´m not sure if she ever was a playmate but she was in a lot of their movies. Her best one is the on as a saleswoman on the bike ( clip below ).

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    Erika Eleniak as Hawkgirl ( Kendra Saunders / Shiera Hall )


    One of the best movie stripteases of all times is Erika Eleniak´s strip from UNDER SIEGE. Since it´s a personal favorite of mine I just had to put her on my list.

    And which better role than the pretty bird who gets all the boys worked up ? Erika Eleniak was on Baywatch and in Playboy but sadly her boobs grew to enourmous dimensions - after she had been in Playboy. Erika´s not the superstar she deserves to be mainly because of bad timing and not making the right movies. Too often has the blonde with the big zeppelins played the part of shy girl instead of asskicker.

    I mean no matter what clothes she wears you immediatelly spot her huge knockers and no matter how timid she plays you know in the real world guys would be taking turns at banging her. With such a set of marracas no real man would ignore her pornstar body´s destiny : to bring men pleasure. If Erika had done one movie where she flaunts her big tits in some steaming sex scenes but also shows her great acting skills she would be one of the greats. She never had her BASIC INSTINCT or STRIPTEASE.

    Mary Alejo as Vixen ( Mari McCabe )


    Okay, this may be cheating a bit since she is a filipina but Mary as Mari ? They even have the same name. Seeing her you can´t help getting a raging woody and I even found a picture with her in almost the exact same pose as Vixen.

    Damn, these filipinas and asians will one day dominate the world of porn. Again and again, these vivacious dark skinned hotties have proven that their bodies are just as much, if not more than, ripe for the picking for a high class sextape. Just look at Mary Alejo. This smoking sexy model was born and raised in the Philippines but has lived in Florida for the last three years. And aside from posing teasingly and very naked in different men’s magazines, she is also a make - up artist and a fitness trainer. Well, I wouldn’t mind getting trained by this hot chick. Just as long as she keeps coming to the gym donning nothing but a string and a sports bra, I’m all good.

    However when I look at her, I wonder if they have sports bras in her size. I mean, those big hooters of hers might just pop out after one exercise. Although that would be the only way I would be cumming to the gym.

    Janet Jackson as Green Lantern ( Soranik Natu )


    As I have already cast Halle Berry, Beyonce and Mary Alejo I just have to include the best body in showbiz, Janet Jackson in this version. And what better role than that of the newest and hottest corpse body, clevage lantern Soranik Natu ?

    This is my " anything goes " cast so Janet will have to be in a scene where she´s totally naked, maybe with a bit of make up like X - Men´s Rebecca Romijn - Stamos as Mystique. Or at least she´s not wearing more than a bikini made out of shoelaces. Although Janet still has it ( man, remember her incredible butt at American Idol ? ) I would take her from when she shot the GOTTA GETCHA clip. Although she looks good whenever she´s on stage like when she had the wardrobe malfunction while performing ALL NIGHT ( DON´T STIOP ) on the Jay Leno show.

    Man, she almost lost her pants and you really got an eyeful of her spectacular ass. You could even see her asscrack which was a premiere. Janet on late night shows and GOTTA GETCHA clips



  • Janet on german tv and ultrarare clips


  • Nowadays every girl is showing some huge butt cleavage except Janet. which is a total bummer because she has the best booty ever. But she would have to do a scene with butt cleavage in my movie.

    Jackie Gayda as Huntress ( Helena Bertinelli )


    I have to say I don´t know much about Jackie Gayda although I´m a wrestling fan. But here in Germany they don´t show much of the female wrestler so she owes her role to her outstanding bikini photos.

    Candice Michelle as Catwoman ( Selina Kyle )


    Candice on the other hand is a wrestling diva about whom I know more. I mean she´s the worldfamous Go Daddy girl. She´s done erotic movies, she´s a tough fighter and men around her start drooling. And she even once wore a Catwoman costume for Halloween. Although I have to say I would prefer if she wore the Catwoman costume from the Halle Berry movie.

    Darlene Silva as Dawn ( later Manitou Dawn )


    Okay, it´s a bit of a stretch, but tell me you wouldn´t put Darlene in the movie. Dawn has men falling all over her and even one of the elders used her for his perverse urges.

    With the right costume and a bit of make up it could work. In her first interaction with the JLA, Dawn offered herself sexually to Superman and he was possibly one of the few guys on the planet who would have said no to her. I mean could you if she looks like Darlen in see picture above ?

    Unknown girl as Wonder Girl ( Cassie Sandsmark )


    I have no idea who she is but she got the 3 things needed to get the role. She´s blonde. She looks like Wonder Girl just stepped out of the pages of the comic. The body, the attitude, the eyes - even the make up looks like the picture.

    And she has really big boobies. Damn, that´s some primo motorboating material right there ! I know that Wonger Girl´s not officially in the league but I just have to include some scene with this cum drainer. Maybe a wet - t shirt workout or a shower scene with Batgirl and Supergirl. Or even a steamy sex scene with Connor where she uses her lasso on him. But she´s definitely in my movie.

    Miko Lee as Batgirl ( Cassandra Cain )

    If you have read the Hollywood edition you might have guessed that I´m not that big a fan of the ninja Batgirl. But I just had to include her in my list so I could cast asian rubbergirl and human vacuum cleaner Miko Lee.


    If Cassandra Cain had her figure I bet her father did not only give her extensive training lessons in the art of killing. Miko is one of the few girls where I can believe she can suck a golfball through a garden hose. Heck, this nymphomanic suckcubus can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.

    I don´t know what it is that lets asian girls get your dick extrahard but Miko got it in spades. Not only does she swallow the biggest schlongs like you wouldn´t believe, she also seems to be made out of rubber. This human blow up doll gets impaled by giant boner that don´t seem to fit into such a small girl. But Miko just mounts them for a hot rodeo that drains all of their juices.

    Jenny Poussin as Supergirl ( Kara Zor - El )

    Now the new Supergirl is more of a Slackergirl but since she´s thinner than Ally McBeal I was looking for someone who was also slim.


    If I was casting the original Steel Maiden, pre - crisis Kara Zor - El I could be looking for any hot blonde girl with a big rack. But for the new version that was not an option. So, slim, fit even and with nice bongos : enter Jenny Poussin. Like the unknown Wonder Girl she looks surprisingly like her comic counterpart ( maybe she was the model for Michael Turner ) and who wouldn´t like to fondle her funbags ? I think I have to get my sample of red kryptonite which turns all kryptonian females into total nymphos. I swear it was around here somewhere.


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  • Newest clip : Janet Jackson at the season finale of American Idol performing Again, Nothing and Nasty.


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  • The pictures below - of Kim Possible impaled by Shego and doubleteaming a schlong - are courtesy of erotic artist extraordinaire Julius Zimmerman. You can find all his uncensored pics in the Zimmerman picture archive