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Happy birthday Jolene Blalock !

Today one of tv´s hottest sci fi babes, Jolene Blalock celebrates her 37th birthday. She is of course best known for playing vulcan Pon Farr nympho T´Pol on the ENTERPRISE tv show.

Man, last month Jeri Ryan celebrated her birthday and Today it´s Jolene Blalock. We only need Kari Wuhrer and the trifecta of sexiest sci fi babes ever is complete.

From all the alien sexbombs on Star Trek T´Pol played by Jolene Blalock is on the top of my list. STAR TREK VOYAGER stuck Jeri Ryan and her big tits in a skin-tight suit in the show after Season 3 as 36DD drone of Borg Seven of Nine ( or " Sex with Nine " how she is called on the internet ),

and she was one of three reasons to watch the show. And I´m not talking about her awesome twin torpedoes and the holographic Doc. I´m also putting the hot half - klingon chick on the list. But to tell the truth for me it was mostly hot Jeri and her big borg torpedo boobies that I could even suffer the show.

She´s the only reason people want to get assimilated - although in this case I´d rather be tittilated, if you catch my drift. I think Harry Kim is probably one of the few males in creation who was afraid to get it on with her. Most others - myself included - would love to have a borgasm with a sex machine that´s built like Jeri.

And as a cyborg she can take a great deal of punishment and has a lot of endurance. So you don´t have to be gentle and you get a lot of mileage out of this amazon.

And to think that Jeri only took the role at the fifth attempt by producer Jeri Taylor. A certain contingent of Trekkers took umbrage at the inclusion of a crewmember so overtly sexy in the usually glam - free Trek - verse. The rest of us set our VCRs as we fell for the oldest trick in the book.

Although thinking about it there are a lot of hot sci fi booties in Star Trek : Uhura in the original series,

all of Kirk´s girls,

Deanna Troy in Next Generation,

Major Kira on Deep Space Nine,

Seven of Nine on Voyager or T´Pol on Enterprise. Really, someone at starfleet has a knack for picking hot chicks.

Man, I´d love to do a sandwich with T´Pol and Sex with Nine during Pon Farr. Between the insatiable vulcan nymphomanic and the inexhaustible cyborg sexdoll you could probably wear your dick out for all time.

And speaking about Jolene Blalock as T´Pol unlike STAR TREK VOYAGER the tv show ENTERPRISE just went and put the alien sexbomb in the main cast of the show right from the pilot.

Sub - Commander / Commander T'Pol was the hottest vulcan sexbomb in the history of the universe and Enterprise's version of said Barbie of Borg. Under an agreement with the Vulcan High Command and Earths Starfleet she was placed aboard the NX - 01 Enterprise as Science and Executive Officer, serving under Captain Jonathan Archer. However she would eventually be brainwashed into " serving under " Commander Charles 'Dubya' Tucker the Third, while under the effects of Trellium D.

Trellium-drugged out, semi emotional Vulcan love slave with great curves and a killer rack....What's not to like ? Captain Fucker.....I mean Tucker had mul - t´pol orgasms thanks to the forbidden vulcan sexmassage....I mean T´Pol´s vulcan " relaxation massage ". Which was initially instigated by Phlox.

Although I have to say T´Pol was also needy for Tucker´s earth meat because while Phlox gave her the idea to practice the vulcan massage it was T´Pol who went all " Kama Sutra on acid " on Tucker.

She was so turned on that she had to use the old " just for scientific reasons " schtick to bang him into submission. Not that he put up much resistance since he´s been whacking off to her hardbody since their first sessions in the decontamination chamber.

He even slipped Dr. Phlox a few bucks to get some quality time with T´Pol in decontamination like most of the males on board.

But he only managed to get her to strip and put the detox lotion all over his body with her boobs the first halfdozen times. Which was like totally worth it because he had managed to convince her that an ancient earth massage technique was to massage his rockhard boner with her tits and mouth. In what she became quite an expert.

Okay, she didn´t repeat the experiment after finally banging Tucker silly ( which is the first rule of every scientific research - not having wild sex......to repeat ) but it is not know if it was because of disappointment or because she was afraid she would like it too much. And in the mirror universe he even helped her out during Pon Farr.

There is this rumor that Pon Farr, that turns all female vulcans into absolute nymphos worse than a cat in heat, was just a cheap attempt by the writers to get a bigger audience. Well, I`m up for anything that lets T´Pol show her naked body. I bet the line to her bedroom goes through the whole ship during that period and all the male " members " of the crew are taking turns at her. Too bad the " Captain´s privilege " means he can cut line whenever he wants.

Now Pon farr sounds hot and all, but I´m not sure I could wait another seven years before a lass like T'Pol wanted to explore her biological urges again. Although you would probably need seven years to recover from getting banged silly by T´Pol every day during Pon Farr.

Jolene Blalock's Vulcan portrayal helped keep Star Trek : Enterprise in the limelight, but it was her time spent in decontamination rooms and applying "neuropressure" to colleagues that re - ignited my warp engines. By the way, the picture above ios of course fake. I don´t even know why people make the effort to fake photos when the original is so hot. She´s a freaking nympho. Like a vulcan with Pon - Farr all the time.

Many happy returns Jolene and head over to her own post for all the pics and clips.

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Though it's on display don't be scared to
Touch it. It said so, so come and get it, babe

You like it how I work my spine
got you feeling all hypnotized
I gotta body like a CL5
make a **** wanna test drive but I'm so on fire

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Freitag, 28. Januar 2011

Superhero movie casting revisited

Isn´t that always the case ? Just when you finished something another thing happens that throws it all off. I knew I had to go back to my superhero movie casting.

I mean it´s not like I´m doing much of something else here on this blog. Just as soon as I posted the selections I knew I would change them later on. So here are the possible changes I´d make :

Casting the Avengers movie - Shannon Sky as Valkyrie

This one shouldn´t come as much of a surprise since I already used this comparision on a few banners ( to which I will have to put up links to this post now ).I got a good candidate in Cory Everson for the part as she´s played something similar on the HERCULES tv show. And she could fill out the metal bikini. But Shannon´s boobs are really impressive. And she even wears braids in the picture. I mean, it´s like this is destiny.

Here are a few more pictures of sexy model Shannon Sky. I bet you can guess the url of her website on your own.

This is one I also used on quite a few banners as Black Canary or Moonstone. And I really like the shirt. Pucker up, indeed.

One of the reasons why I did so many banners with Ms Marvel, or better Moonstone as the DARK AVENGERS Ms Marvel is that you know she´s gonna end up as the ultimate sextoy. Since Norman Osborn was her boss you can just imagine all the ways in which he took advantage of her. Using his power over her to have sex with her, make her pose naked for the H.A.M.M.E.R. troops new calendar, then she has to strip as troop entertainment that escalates into having sex with all the soldiers.

Maybe she tried to get some control by having special therapy session with the soldiers. In which she used her superior deepthroat skills to dicktame then. But that means swallowing hundreds of schlongs. Although that´s a dangerous game since I bet most of these soldiers spell it TheRAPEy.

And I bet her fate after THE SIEGE isn´t better. I haven´t read the newest THUNDERBOLT issues but as one of Osborn´s henchmen she probably is the prison guard´s newest sexdoll. I mean a blonde sexbomb with a pornstar body like Karla ? They are probably all over her 24 / 7. All the prison guards would take turns at her from dusk till dawn and the weekend shifts would ride her nonstop. And that´s if she´s lucky and they don´t just handcuff her to a bed and use her as a sperm receptable.

No wonder she´s so eager to get on the new Thunderbolts team. It´s to escape the constant gangbanging with the pervert prison guards. Her only hope is to become Luke Cage´s new stress relief therapist. With her very special brand of relieving stress. No easy task since Luke Cage is probably hung like a horse but it beats the alternative.

This last one is one of my favorites and could be a reason to revisit Shannon Sky as a future candidate for the SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series. I would so motorboat Shannon !

Among other things of course. Maybe I could keep her company in the lonely hotel room after the exhausting photo sessions.

She´s definitely a candidate for a Power Girl movie.

Casting the Justice League movie - Shakira as Supergirl

Another no brainer. After seeing this picture I was like totally - DUH ! How come I never made the connection ? Maybe because Supergirl is so lame in the comics and Shakia totally rules. However it could work to cast the ultimate rumpshaker ( who even gave stripper pro Beyonce lessons ) as the maid of steel.

This would mean to loose Lindsay Lohan - which would be bad if I could use her from back when she had really big boobs. But good if we would shoot it now since Lindsay has lost all of her former boobieness. She could pull off playing Supergirl since in the comics she´s more like Paris Hilton but Shakira would be much hotter - and maybe willing to do riskier scenes.

I´m just not sure if I wouldn´t cast natural born pornstar Elisabeth Berkeley as Supergirl. I just have to find a way to bring her into the movie. Maybe as the evil twin from another universe. Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX.

natural born stripper nympho Elisabeth Berkeley

Justice League movie - Anne Hathaway as Catwoman

This wasn´t actually my idea but rather announced by the director of the next BATMAN movie so I can´t take credit for it. At least now I know why Anne wore such a hot dress at this years Golden Globe Awards ( if you have missed the show here are the posts about Golden Globe Awards 2011 part 1 , best of , Eva Longoria and January Jones and Halle Berry ). The picture most bloggers used for the news is of course done after Adam Hughes most famous CATWOMAN cover by this guy

Here´s a close - up to see them side by side. I have to say of all the harebrained casting decisions Hollywood does this one might actually work.

To quote myself : I swear, the more I find out about Anne the hotter she gets. I mean who could ever forget her incredible sideboob wardrobe malfunction ? Anyone who had such an erection - inducing accident ( or staged it on purpose - which is even better ) is okay in my book.

Anne uses every opportunity to flaunt what nature gave her at award shows and seems to know the effect she has on men. She seems to get off on it. On top of that she gets naked in her movies and from what I have seen she also seems to be a blowjob expert. I wonder if that´s in the normal script or just in the copies Anne gets. I bet the horny directors put it in themsleves so that Anne has to do an oral test run of the scene on the casting couch. This women is like the ultimate sexgoddess. Not mentioning that she can sing, dance and is quite funny. She´s like the playmate next door that guys are standing in line to bang. I bet at frat parties she was confined to the bedroom where the guys took turns at her all night long .

Which might be an experience she can use for the new BATMAN movie. Okay, I doubt it but in my version it would include a 12 minute scene in which Catwoman gets a full cavity search by the whole squad. As police commisioner Gordon returns he has to find out that she was gangraped by all male cops and the evidence was cleaned up. And don´t tell me that in a city where every police officer is corrupt it wouldn´t exactly happen like that.

Now casting Anne Hathaway would mean loosing Catherine Bell in that role. But I could swap her for Diora Baird as Batgirl since Diora does has giant hooters but since I haven´t seen much of her I don´t know where she rates on the erecto - meter. And Catherine Bell is one of my favorite hotties.

I was thinking about letting Catherine Hawkwoman but I stand by my original decision to have Jolene Blalock for that part. It´s still a good fit.

Now that I think about it, with Anne we would have a trifecta of the best Catwomen ever : Demi Moore, Halle Berry and Anne Hathaway.

Okay, Demi Moore never did play Catwoman although she would have aced the part after STRIPTEASE.

Although maybe it was for the best that Demi didn´t get the part when you think about how they f - ed up the CATWOMAN movie. I mean that had a sexbomb like Halle Berry and one of the best Catwoman costumes ever. They just neded to include some nude scenes. And Halle would have knocked the audience out.