Happy birthday Catherine Bell !

Today Catherine Bell, who´s half-Iranian, all - woman and star of TV's much - aired, little - watched series JAG celebrates her 43rd birthday. Catherine is one of the hottest MILF hardbodies on tv and the only reason that JAG is still on reruns.


Really, she is built like the proverbial brick shithouse, she has hips that scream fertility and cans so luscious ( 36DD ) all men just call the show JUG ( S ). I think JAG stands for Just Awesome Gazongas. But judge for yourself : here´s the scene with the famous blue bikini where Catherine lets it all hang out.


And boy, does she have some extreme bouncing action.

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As I have already put all the good stuff with her into my first post ( and since the new layout of rapidshare prevents me from downloading clips ) I´m just going to post the link for the first post. - Catherine´s big bells on JAG


The picture below - of Kim Possible doubleteaming a schlong with Shego - is courtesy of erotic artist extraordinaire Julius Zimmerman. You can find all his uncensored pics in the Zimmerman picture archive
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Janet Jones in Police Academy 5

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Amanda Tapping´s big science fuction cleavage on STARGATE

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Superhero movie casting revisited

Isn´t that always the case ? Just when you finished something another thing happens that throws it all off. I knew I had to go back to my superhero movie casting.


I mean it´s not like I´m doing much of something else here on this blog. Just as soon as I posted the selections I knew I would change them later on. So here are the possible changes I´d make :

Casting the Avengers movie - Shannon Sky as Valkyrie


This one shouldn´t come as much of a surprise since I already used this comparision on a few banners ( to which I will have to put up links to this post now ).I got a good candidate in Cory Everson for the part as she´s played something similar on the HERCULES tv show. And she could fill out the metal bikini. But Shannon´s boobs are really impressive. And she even wears braids in the picture. I mean, it´s like this is destiny.


Here are a few more pictures of sexy model Shannon Sky. I bet you can guess the url of her website on your own.


This is one I also used on quite a few banners as Black Canary or Moonstone. And I really like the shirt. Pucker up, indeed.


One of the reasons why I did so many banners with Ms Marvel, or better Moonstone as the DARK AVENGERS Ms Marvel is that you know she´s gonna end up as the ultimate sextoy. Since Norman Osborn was her boss you can just imagine all the ways in which he took advantage of her. Using his power over her to have sex with her, make her pose naked for the H.A.M.M.E.R. troops new calendar, then she has to strip as troop entertainment that escalates into having sex with all the soldiers.


Maybe she tried to get some control by having special therapy session with the soldiers. In which she used her superior deepthroat skills to dicktame then. But that means swallowing hundreds of schlongs. Although that´s a dangerous game since I bet most of these soldiers spell it TheRAPEy.


And I bet her fate after THE SIEGE isn´t better. I haven´t read the newest THUNDERBOLT issues but as one of Osborn´s henchmen she probably is the prison guard´s newest sexdoll. I mean a blonde sexbomb with a pornstar body like Karla ? They are probably all over her 24 / 7. All the prison guards would take turns at her from dusk till dawn and the weekend shifts would ride her nonstop. And that´s if she´s lucky and they don´t just handcuff her to a bed and use her as a sperm receptable.


No wonder she´s so eager to get on the new Thunderbolts team. It´s to escape the constant gangbanging with the pervert prison guards. Her only hope is to become Luke Cage´s new stress relief therapist. With her very special brand of relieving stress. No easy task since Luke Cage is probably hung like a horse but it beats the alternative.





This last one is one of my favorites and could be a reason to revisit Shannon Sky as a future candidate for the SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series. I would so motorboat Shannon !


Among other things of course. Maybe I could keep her company in the lonely hotel room after the exhausting photo sessions.


She´s definitely a candidate for a Power Girl movie.


Casting the Justice League movie - Shakira as Supergirl


Another no brainer. After seeing this picture I was like totally - DUH ! How come I never made the connection ? Maybe because Supergirl is so lame in the comics and Shakia totally rules. However it could work to cast the ultimate rumpshaker ( who even gave stripper pro Beyonce lessons ) as the maid of steel.



This would mean to loose Lindsay Lohan - which would be bad if I could use her from back when she had really big boobs. But good if we would shoot it now since Lindsay has lost all of her former boobieness. She could pull off playing Supergirl since in the comics she´s more like Paris Hilton but Shakira would be much hotter - and maybe willing to do riskier scenes.


I´m just not sure if I wouldn´t cast natural born pornstar Elisabeth Berkeley as Supergirl. I just have to find a way to bring her into the movie. Maybe as the evil twin from another universe. Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX.

natural born stripper nympho Elisabeth Berkeley

Justice League movie - Anne Hathaway as Catwoman


This wasn´t actually my idea but rather announced by the director of the next BATMAN movie so I can´t take credit for it. At least now I know why Anne wore such a hot dress at this years Golden Globe Awards ( if you have missed the show here are the posts about Golden Globe Awards 2011 part 1 , best of , Eva Longoria and January Jones and Halle Berry ). The picture most bloggers used for the news is of course done after Adam Hughes most famous CATWOMAN cover by this guy


Here´s a close - up to see them side by side. I have to say of all the harebrained casting decisions Hollywood does this one might actually work.


To quote myself : I swear, the more I find out about Anne the hotter she gets. I mean who could ever forget her incredible sideboob wardrobe malfunction ? Anyone who had such an erection - inducing accident ( or staged it on purpose - which is even better ) is okay in my book.


Anne uses every opportunity to flaunt what nature gave her at award shows and seems to know the effect she has on men. She seems to get off on it. On top of that she gets naked in her movies and from what I have seen she also seems to be a blowjob expert. I wonder if that´s in the normal script or just in the copies Anne gets. I bet the horny directors put it in themsleves so that Anne has to do an oral test run of the scene on the casting couch. This women is like the ultimate sexgoddess. Not mentioning that she can sing, dance and is quite funny. She´s like the playmate next door that guys are standing in line to bang. I bet at frat parties she was confined to the bedroom where the guys took turns at her all night long .


Which might be an experience she can use for the new BATMAN movie. Okay, I doubt it but in my version it would include a 12 minute scene in which Catwoman gets a full cavity search by the whole squad. As police commisioner Gordon returns he has to find out that she was gangraped by all male cops and the evidence was cleaned up. And don´t tell me that in a city where every police officer is corrupt it wouldn´t exactly happen like that.


Now casting Anne Hathaway would mean loosing Catherine Bell in that role. But I could swap her for Diora Baird as Batgirl since Diora does has giant hooters but since I haven´t seen much of her I don´t know where she rates on the erecto - meter. And Catherine Bell is one of my favorite hotties.


I was thinking about letting Catherine Hawkwoman but I stand by my original decision to have Jolene Blalock for that part. It´s still a good fit.


Now that I think about it, with Anne we would have a trifecta of the best Catwomen ever : Demi Moore, Halle Berry and Anne Hathaway.


Okay, Demi Moore never did play Catwoman although she would have aced the part after STRIPTEASE.


Although maybe it was for the best that Demi didn´t get the part when you think about how they f - ed up the CATWOMAN movie. I mean that had a sexbomb like Halle Berry and one of the best Catwoman costumes ever. They just neded to include some nude scenes. And Halle would have knocked the audience out.


I mean Halle went topless for SWORDFISH she could have done it here. I bet that was all because the studios wanted to get more kids to watch it.



the usual banner links of babes in this post :


Anne´s ultimate sideboob , in black , in red and a few hot clips

sexbomb Demi Moore´s sexy striptease

Check out the new big Mariah Mega Post for all the pics and clips
the first beyonce post post , beyonce & lady gaga - video phone , beyonce & lady gaga - telephone and more clips


click here for Halle Berry´s famous blue dress ( the clips / the pics ) and part 1 , part 2 , part 3 , part 4 and part 5 of sexy Halle Berry´s big cleavage in black, Halle Berry´s big cleavage on Jay Leno , Halle as Green Lantern Soranik Natu and part 1 and part 2 of Halle Berry at the 2011 Golden Globe Awards

Shakira shaking her booty

and at the 2009 American Music Awards

unknown Power Girls - part 1

and part 2

unknown power girls - special looking for kendra edition

unknown power girls - special party edition

unknown power girls - special beach sexbomb edition

unknown power girls - more hot beach sexbombs

unknown power girls - xxxl boobs edition

unknown power girls - special puppies edition

my top 20 list of unknown power girls

known Power Girl Christy Marks

more unknown Power Girls discovered

The Justice League movie - Hollywood edition - part 2

Since I have already explained the rules and everything in the first part of the Hollywood edition of casting a Justice League movie we can get right on to the hot actresses I picked for the rest of the team.

Monica Bellucci as Wonder Woman ( Diana Prince )


A woman with steel in her eyes, the beauty of Aphrodite and the ability to turn all men into babbeling, drooling idiots. Yep, it´s a description of Wonder Woman but it also sounds pretty much like Monica Bellucci.

Monica can fill out the Wonder corsage quite well, and I wanted to cast her in a movie where she doesn´t get degraded, abused, forced into prostitution or raped like in most of her films. Shheeesh, what´s wrong with the movie industry ?

Wonder Woman was in quite a few versions of the Justice League so I could as well have put her in the first part. I think I´m going to do that in the special SUBZERO edition. But for now she´s here with the more current members.

Jeri Ryan as Black Canary ( Dinah Lance )


Originally from Earth 2 ( into which I won´t go in detail because like Power Girl´s backstory it´s just too complicated ) the blonde bombshell with the shattering voice is my chance to bring one of my favorite tv sci fi sexbombs into the fold.

Jeri Ryan played the DD drone of Borg " Sex with Nine " ( how I call her ) on STAR TREK - VOYAGER and was one of three reasons to watch the show. And I´m not talking about her awesome twin torpedoes and the holographic Doc. I´m also putting the hot half - klingon chick on the list. But to tell the truth for me it was mostly hot Jeri and her big borg boobies that I could even suffer the show. Originally I had cast her as Supergirl ( well, the 70s version with the shirt and the hot pants ) but I think she´s more fitting as Black Canary. We just have to get her to open the zipper like the shirt in her picture.

In any case I have to include the only reason people want to get assimilated - although in this case I´d rather be tittilated, if you catch my drift. I think Harry Kim is probably one of the few males in creation who was afraid to get it on with her. Most others - myself included - would love to have a borgasm with a sex machine that´s built like Jeri. And as a cyborg she can take a great deal of punishment and has a lot of endurance. So you don´t have to be gentle and you get a lot of mileage out of this amazon.

Ninel Conde as Zatanna


One of the favorites of male comic readers and female alike - at least judging by the number of hot bodacious cosplayers who dress up as her - this part is played by the actress from Mexico with the impressive 40C rack.

She could also pull off Wonder Woman or Catwoman ( especially when she pulls the zipper open ) but she also got the radiant smile and breathtaking cleavage for the Magic Maid. I mean who could pay attention to anything she does on stage while transfixed by her mesmerising orbs ? I´m feeling my wand getting bigger right now.

Jolene Blalock as Hawkgirl ( Kendra Saunders / Shiera Hall )


Don´t even ask about Hawkgirl´s origin, as even well - versed comic afficionados get confused by this. Let´s just say I chose Jolene Blalock for the role after once again watching a few clips of her on ENTERPRISE.

Yes, this list is a bit STAR TREK - heavy but I don´t watch that many tv shows. That has such hot centerfolds in the cast at least. On Enterprise she played the vulcan nympho sexbomb T´Pol ( I think the " T " stands for tits ) who banged Captain Tucker´s warp injector into submission after mul - t´pol orgasms. Which isn´t surprising if you ask yourself which word that begins with f rhymes with his last name ? The most frequented woman on ship by the male crew members ( and I mean their members ) during Pon Farr you can see after a few clips that she´s the spitting image of Hawkgirl even down to the haircut.

Since she´s one of my favorites she gets cast as the pretty bird who got elected for " target practice " endurance sessions by Red Arrow. I bet he showed her his special " deep penetration arrow ".

Beyonce as Vixen ( Mari McCabe )


Since Ed Benes obviously based her on Halle Berry you might think it obvious that I would do the same. But they do that with a lot of female black characters in comics and I don´t want to cast Halle in 5 different roles.

And I don´t use the term " black " to provoke. It´s just that " afro - american " sounds more like some pc nonsense to make it sound not as offensive while people have the same stereotypes in mind. And technical speaking Mari would be an " afro - african " since she was born in Afrika where there are also white people. And she doesn´t even wear an afro.

So, for playing the afro - african - american Justice Leaguer who is also a model I went with somebody who is hot, has starred in a few movies and is no stranger to the world of fashion. She even designs her own clothes. So the bootylicious Beyonce plays Vixen, and boy she does bring out the animal in men.

By the way, Vixen is not really a good name for a woman in Germany as it sounds like the german word for spanking the monkey....to keep the animal terminology.

As I´m adding new clips to these posts here´s a new one of Beyonce on a french tv show ( le grand journal ) with a big cleavage. Watch where she holds the microphone.

beyonce big cleavage on french tv

Halle Berry as Green Lantern ( Soranik Natu )


Since we´re talking about playing the skin flute here´s one extremely talented lady who has helped males around the world to find relaxation. Although I would prefer to have Halle Berry deepthroating my flute - or at least give it a double breast massage.

I haven´t been the first one to cast Helle Berry as the exotic lantern who has artists draw her cleavage ( and her breasts ) bigger and bigger. Voted the sexiest woman on the planet I just had to add Halle as there just has to be a Green Lantern on the team. Although I have to put in her contract that the cleavage has to be - at the very least - open to 2 inches below her bellybutton.

That way we could finally forget the CATWOMAN fiasko.

Kelly Overton as Huntress ( Helena Bertinelli )


Hmm, let´s see. We need someone who is very good with martial arts, is megahot and has an ass to die for. Sounds like anyone I already wrote a post about ?

Since the whole TEKKEN movie revolved around Kelly Overton´s butt cleavage it´s not far - fetched to cast her as Huntress. She can play the teacher who all male students lust after and it makes sense that she dicktamed Dick Grayson´s boy wonder. Nightwing is one of the most wanted males by superheroines but the Huntress is one of the few who did the bedroom rodeo with his nightstick.

And she didn´t have to shapeshift into the form of his girlfriend Starfire - like Mirage did for her midnight olympics marathon sessions. No, Huntress could compete with the alien princess who looks like a blowup doll. Now that´s hot.

Catherine Bell as Catwoman ( Selina Kyle )


At first I had cast her as Hawkgirl since she looks a lot like her and even has the same hair. But it makes much more sense to cast her as Catwoman. I mean even her name is Cat.

The jugs of JAG would look good as Seline Kyle lounging at the pool in a bikini or in the skintight costume of Catwoman. I don´t think she would do topless, but if I can´t get ger to wear the costume from the Halle Berry movie at least I have to put the same stipulation in her contract as with Halle. The zipper has to be open - at least - two inches below the bellybutton at all times.

And who knows, we might even get her to do an encore performance with the blue bikini.

Rachel McLish as Dawn ( later Manitou Dawn )


I´m not sure why I included her in my list. It´s not like she spent that much time with the Justice League or I have that many candidates who can play a native american woman.

So I went with somebody who had played the part in the movie RAVENHAWK : Rachel Mc Lish. She was one of the fitness models who did swimsuits and lingerie photos while I was in school so I wanted to include her in the list. Dawn is the wife of Raven Manitou ( one of the coolest League additions to come out of the AGE OF OBSIDIAN storyline ) who married her after she was raped by one of her tribe's elders after which she was called the " kicking goat " and declared unclean. Talk about double standards : this elder violates her and she gets the rap.

In any case, Dawn journeyed with her husband to the 20th century but when her husband started to neglect her Green Arrow, the old horndog, was there to console her sexual needs. After Raven Manitou sacrified his life to save Green Arrow Dawn inherited his magic powers and became Dawn Manitou.

Michelle Bass as Wonder Girl ( Cassie Sandsmark )


Well, this one and the next two are not really Justice League members ( although Supergirl was in a recent story ) but I guess I was just too lazy to do a TEEN TIT-ANS casting.

Which I may do somewhere in the future. To tell the truth I don´t know anything about Michelle besides that I like her way to dress and that she looks like the drawing of Wonder Girl down to the hair, the make - up and the eyes.

Jamie Chung as Batgirl ( Cassandra Cain )


Like with Dr. Light it was difficult to find an asian actress for the Hollywood version cast. With the other edition it´s no problem : Miko Lee, Lena Li, Tera Patrick, Akira Lane, Christine Mendoza, Sasha Oagata, Minka ( !!! ).....the list is just endless .

Here it was not as easy but after doing some research I found somebody. It seems I am one of the few on the planet who hasn´t seen DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION and my braincells are eternally grateful for that. But it seems the real reason why guys went to watch the movie was to catch a glimpse of sizzling Jamie Chung.

I don´t know if she got the martial arts skills to pull of the mute master assasin but she gets the part only based on her looks. Now we only have to make sure her costume gets torn to shreds and all that is left can barely cover her private parts and her nipples. Or she works undercover and has to wear microbikinis the whole time.

And of course in the movie she would stay mute. Talk about ruining a character after the first few issues. If at least they had managed to give her some kind of personality.

Lindsay Lohan as Supergirl ( Kara Zor - El )


Talking about ruining things : Lindsay Lohan almost ruined her acting career as she did her figure. Thanks to her ability to produce wardrobe malfunctions she gets cast as Supergirl.

Casting her of course from the time when she used to have real boobs and every man, teenager and prepubescent boy used her as jerk - off material and viagra substitute. Keeping in mind her many scandals and how she is hounded by the paparazzi she is perfect for the role of the Maid of Steel without a clue, the Paris Hilton of the superhero community. Like Lindsay the new Supergirl has to get her act together because after a stellar start she had one failure after another.

So with Lindsay we finish this version. I hope you liked some of my choices and you can find the link to the first part at the top of this post. I will soon be back with my alternate edition for casting the Justice League movie.

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Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine

/ Jolene Blalock as sexbomb T´Pol

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click here for Halle Berry´s famous blue dress ( the clips / the pics ) and part 1 , part 2 , part 3 , part 4 and part 5 of sexy Halle Berry´s big cleavage in black, Halle Berry´s big cleavage on Jay Leno and halle as green lantern soranik natu
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Catherine´s big bells on JAG

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