MariahCareyboobs: anne hathaway

Today´s second celebrity birthday is future Catwoman and best sideboob in Hollywood Anne Hathaway who turns 29. As I have already done a few post about her and there´s nothing important I could add I´ll just put up the links to her old posts.

Now you can say what you want about her but this girl knows how to pick a dress.

I´m sure she´ll do a splendid Catwoman.

Thanks for the mammaries, Anne and to many many more.

Anne Hathaway ultimate sideboob , in black , in red , a few hot clips and as the new Catwoman

young Janet Jackson : matress pounder Gabrielle Union

Debbe Dunning the real Jessica Rabbit ( the pictures

/ the clips )

Janet Jones in Police Academy 5

/ Leslie Easterbrook all wet

Joyce Hyser flashes her pornstar boobs

/ sexgame timetramp

comic art below right from Colin Muray´s Vikki Belle series

vikki belle - riviera moon goddess

/ the lady and the vampire / the palace of a thousand pleasures / all 3 in one file

As a reminder for the new readers of this blog here is a supersexy clip of spanish Power Girl Marlene Mourreau who performes as a belly dancer. She has squeezed her tits in a micro top that just covers her nipples - and not much else. If you don't want to go through the whole post you have to at least download this clip. You owe it to yourself !!!

You can download the clip in good quality ( as well as dozens of other ) right here :

spanish mega MILF Marlene Mourreau

/ part 2

bellydancer clip / alternative link 1 / 2

Marlene running in her belly dancer outfit

part 1

, 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 and 7 of argentinian Power Girl Luciana

picture on the right of Power Girl tricked into draining their schlongs with her superior kryptonian deepthroat skills by alien perverts is from SUSAN STEEL - EASY DEAL here or here

MILF Jami Gertz

/ Uma Thurman´s megacleavage - part 1 / 2

Here´s the famous " I´m not a stripper " scene from DESPERATE HOUSEWIFES where Teri Hatcher crashes a party and gets mistaken for a stripper because of her pregnant XXL airbags.

"; I´m not a stripper " clip

/ alternative link - 83 MB

all the scenes

148 MB NEW !

Here are some high quality screenshots from the scene :

click for mega MILF Teri Hatcher´s tv and movie clips her appearances on late night and on two and a half men

part 1

, part 2 and part 3 of hot tv cult siren Alyssa Milano

JaMILF Lee Curtis striptease on true lies

sexbomb Demi Moore´s sexy striptease

Isn´t that always the case ? Just when you finished something another thing happens that throws it all off. I knew I had to go back to my superhero movie casting.

I mean it´s not like I´m doing much of something else here on this blog. Just as soon as I posted the selections I knew I would change them later on. So here are the possible changes I´d make :

Casting the Avengers movie - Shannon Sky as Valkyrie

This one shouldn´t come as much of a surprise since I already used this comparision on a few banners ( to which I will have to put up links to this post now ).I got a good candidate in Cory Everson for the part as she´s played something similar on the HERCULES tv show. And she could fill out the metal bikini. But Shannon´s boobs are really impressive. And she even wears braids in the picture. I mean, it´s like this is destiny.

Here are a few more pictures of sexy model Shannon Sky. I bet you can guess the url of her website on your own.

This is one I also used on quite a few banners as Black Canary or Moonstone. And I really like the shirt. Pucker up, indeed.

One of the reasons why I did so many banners with Ms Marvel, or better Moonstone as the DARK AVENGERS Ms Marvel is that you know she´s gonna end up as the ultimate sextoy. Since Norman Osborn was her boss you can just imagine all the ways in which he took advantage of her. Using his power over her to have sex with her, make her pose naked for the H.A.M.M.E.R. troops new calendar, then she has to strip as troop entertainment that escalates into having sex with all the soldiers.

Maybe she tried to get some control by having special therapy session with the soldiers. In which she used her superior deepthroat skills to dicktame then. But that means swallowing hundreds of schlongs. Although that´s a dangerous game since I bet most of these soldiers spell it TheRAPEy.

And I bet her fate after THE SIEGE isn´t better. I haven´t read the newest THUNDERBOLT issues but as one of Osborn´s henchmen she probably is the prison guard´s newest sexdoll. I mean a blonde sexbomb with a pornstar body like Karla ? They are probably all over her 24 / 7. All the prison guards would take turns at her from dusk till dawn and the weekend shifts would ride her nonstop. And that´s if she´s lucky and they don´t just handcuff her to a bed and use her as a sperm receptable.

No wonder she´s so eager to get on the new Thunderbolts team. It´s to escape the constant gangbanging with the pervert prison guards. Her only hope is to become Luke Cage´s new stress relief therapist. With her very special brand of relieving stress. No easy task since Luke Cage is probably hung like a horse but it beats the alternative.

This last one is one of my favorites and could be a reason to revisit Shannon Sky as a future candidate for the SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series. I would so motorboat Shannon !

Among other things of course. Maybe I could keep her company in the lonely hotel room after the exhausting photo sessions.

She´s definitely a candidate for a Power Girl movie.

Casting the Justice League movie - Shakira as Supergirl

Another no brainer. After seeing this picture I was like totally - DUH ! How come I never made the connection ? Maybe because Supergirl is so lame in the comics and Shakia totally rules. However it could work to cast the ultimate rumpshaker ( who even gave stripper pro Beyonce lessons ) as the maid of steel.

This would mean to loose Lindsay Lohan - which would be bad if I could use her from back when she had really big boobs. But good if we would shoot it now since Lindsay has lost all of her former boobieness. She could pull off playing Supergirl since in the comics she´s more like Paris Hilton but Shakira would be much hotter - and maybe willing to do riskier scenes.

I´m just not sure if I wouldn´t cast natural born pornstar Elisabeth Berkeley as Supergirl. I just have to find a way to bring her into the movie. Maybe as the evil twin from another universe. Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX.

natural born stripper nympho Elisabeth Berkeley

Justice League movie - Anne Hathaway as Catwoman

This wasn´t actually my idea but rather announced by the director of the next BATMAN movie so I can´t take credit for it. At least now I know why Anne wore such a hot dress at this years Golden Globe Awards ( if you have missed the show here are the posts about Golden Globe Awards 2011 part 1 , best of , Eva Longoria and January Jones and Halle Berry ). The picture most bloggers used for the news is of course done after Adam Hughes most famous CATWOMAN cover by this guy

Here´s a close - up to see them side by side. I have to say of all the harebrained casting decisions Hollywood does this one might actually work.

To quote myself : I swear, the more I find out about Anne the hotter she gets. I mean who could ever forget her incredible sideboob wardrobe malfunction ? Anyone who had such an erection - inducing accident ( or staged it on purpose - which is even better ) is okay in my book.

Anne uses every opportunity to flaunt what nature gave her at award shows and seems to know the effect she has on men. She seems to get off on it. On top of that she gets naked in her movies and from what I have seen she also seems to be a blowjob expert. I wonder if that´s in the normal script or just in the copies Anne gets. I bet the horny directors put it in themsleves so that Anne has to do an oral test run of the scene on the casting couch. This women is like the ultimate sexgoddess. Not mentioning that she can sing, dance and is quite funny. She´s like the playmate next door that guys are standing in line to bang. I bet at frat parties she was confined to the bedroom where the guys took turns at her all night long .

Which might be an experience she can use for the new BATMAN movie. Okay, I doubt it but in my version it would include a 12 minute scene in which Catwoman gets a full cavity search by the whole squad. As police commisioner Gordon returns he has to find out that she was gangraped by all male cops and the evidence was cleaned up. And don´t tell me that in a city where every police officer is corrupt it wouldn´t exactly happen like that.

Now casting Anne Hathaway would mean loosing Catherine Bell in that role. But I could swap her for Diora Baird as Batgirl since Diora does has giant hooters but since I haven´t seen much of her I don´t know where she rates on the erecto - meter. And Catherine Bell is one of my favorite hotties.

I was thinking about letting Catherine Hawkwoman but I stand by my original decision to have Jolene Blalock for that part. It´s still a good fit.

Now that I think about it, with Anne we would have a trifecta of the best Catwomen ever : Demi Moore, Halle Berry and Anne Hathaway.

Okay, Demi Moore never did play Catwoman although she would have aced the part after STRIPTEASE.

Although maybe it was for the best that Demi didn´t get the part when you think about how they f - ed up the CATWOMAN movie. I mean that had a sexbomb like Halle Berry and one of the best Catwoman costumes ever. They just neded to include some nude scenes. And Halle would have knocked the audience out.